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Mags

Mags Report 24 Aug 2004 14:43

H E L P !!! Black Widow !! - that's an imposter drinking my brandy! Quick !!! I can see fins in the water ahead! Maggot

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 24 Aug 2004 14:46

who caN WE THROW OVERBOARD....how about Patrick Swayzi, they can chew on him for while!

Mags

Mags Report 24 Aug 2004 14:49

Thank goodness for that - thouught I was a gonner then! Hello everybody - these clothes are wringing wet and I stink of mammoth poo - where's the sail room - I need more clothes! Maggot

Guinevere

Guinevere Report 24 Aug 2004 14:54

I think I'll go to my cabin for a lie down. My head feels funny. Mr Clooney may have finished the script by now and I expect the elf is missing me. See you all in the bar later. Gwynne

Mags

Mags Report 24 Aug 2004 14:57

Hope that croc's not on the loose! I shall be back with my new sail cloth clobber later. I was trying to sign on as a soothsayer but Woe is me - I didn't see that coming! I can work my passage so giss'a job! Maggot (computer very slow in real life - could be some while 'down below')

David

David Report 24 Aug 2004 15:32

Looks like i'm going have to get tough and lock these blokes up in the brigg otherwise nothing will get done around here, and ration the booze, somebody needs to clean up this sick!!. I'll be coming round later to check up on everyone, and i'll looking in the lifeboats, David ( security ) Be Afraid

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 24 Aug 2004 15:49

ive had alchol hic....hic....am i being told off?? hic....

Lindy

Lindy Report 24 Aug 2004 15:52

The croc is in his hammock taking a nap. I am trying to sort dinner ALL BY MYSELF. FAT LADY, COOK (It is very slow, will be back later)

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 24 Aug 2004 15:59

oooohhhh i hate being in trouble sob sob, im at the drs surgery now

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 24 Aug 2004 16:07

ummm well hic...it stands for ummm Entertainment manager miss i mean dr

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 24 Aug 2004 16:11

entertainment manager?

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 24 Aug 2004 16:13

anyway it was black widows fault, she is a bad influence on me! Entertainment Manager

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 24 Aug 2004 16:16

No, they were on the house!! hee hee

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 24 Aug 2004 16:24

hey this wasnt my fault....im sorry xxxxxxx Entertainment Manager

Anne

Anne Report 24 Aug 2004 16:27

Alright Doctor, Ooh I don't think Mel's going to like being referred to as the plank.

VIVinHERTS

VIVinHERTS Report 24 Aug 2004 16:48

Sorry Dr, on me way to the surgery now. Viv Ships Landlady

VIVinHERTS

VIVinHERTS Report 24 Aug 2004 16:56

Day off Doc. Can't do everything me self. The drink was the black widows fault she suggested it. Ships Landlady

Guinevere

Guinevere Report 24 Aug 2004 16:59

You're being nasty, Doc. I thought it was a fruit cocktail. And I have a dreadful headache. *sniff* Can I go back to my cabin now that I've woken up? *sniff*. You're SO unfair. Gwynne

Jo

Jo Report 24 Aug 2004 17:24

Ouch! My god what a minging hangover, I remember going to the bar, and then I remember waking up in my cabin. Legs akimbo, skirt all creased, knickers gone!! What the devil happened in between times, was I that paraletic that someone has been man handling me, or did I forget the undies this morning. Every things a blank!!! Lady Marmalade

Jo

Jo Report 24 Aug 2004 17:35

Dr, What the dickins are these tablets, they are huge and smell like mammoth poo. I know we need to find away to get rid of the poo but surely you didnt get Fat Lady Cook to bake them into pills? Lady Marmalade