General Chat

ATTENTION PLEASE: Thank you Gwynn, I was sure that you were not a paying passenger so you eat with the rest of us. That was one fantastic meal that SASSY "assistant cook" laid out for all of you. DO NOT, I repeat do not get used to it. This is not the Sheraton Hotel or Buckingham Palace, it is the SS UTOPIA a run down tub which is on her last legs, so to speak. The only difference between the crew and passengers is money. TWO VACANCIES AVAILABLE One assistant cook who is on the same time as we are. One dishwasher "dogs body"to work the midnight shift. Only two qualifications needed TAKING ORDERS FROM THE COOK and KEEPING OUT OF THE BROTHEL. If you think that you qualify for either job please contact the cook. FAT LADY, COOK P.S. Has anyone seen Maggie the gardner lately?

Afternoon, Ladies, Nothing alcoholic for me, thanks. I promised Dr Jen. Mr Clooney will have a bourbon and the elf will have a milk shake. I haven't had a complete cast list yet but I hope to start panto rehearsals soon. Gwynne (teacher of the over 7s, director of the panto, guardian of the elf, lover of red shoes)

Prowl away! May I request some of Donny's pearly whites to make a necklace with?!

Don't worry I'll hunt them down! Have just invested in a bigger sabre from the gift shop!

oi keep your mits off donny and black widow- im now going to attack you with my big pink bingo dabbers- DAB DAB DAB- THERE TAKE THAT YOU SMELLY PIRATES!!! Large white wine please EM

P.S - Black widow, may be trying to attack you but can you get me a vodka while you're at the bar please! Ta!

OK Pirate Fear, lets take Donny first, his teeth are too white and shiny anyway!Tee hee hee(or some sort of evil cackle!) Amy, right hand (wo)man to Pirate Fear!

No, i got told off yesterday and nearly got made to walk the plank cos i had a drink! EM

Hello Gwynne, Please refresh my memory as to your position aboard. Thank you FAT LADY, COOK

The elf is afraid to leave the cabin as there are ghosts and cats around. Please can we have lunch sent to our cabin? Gwynne

bring it on pirate fear- ill fight you off with my bingo dabbers!! there big and pink haha EM

Yeah and Johnny and his funny shaped rugby balls!!! EM

u cant kidnap black widow, she has donny to protect her, youll have to get through him and his pearly whites first!! EM

Sharpened and ready for action! x

ATTENTION: DR LEGS I still need an updated passanger list . What happened to the two candidates for assistant cook.? I still need a hand during the day. FAT LADY, COOK

Oki dokes Pirate Fear, baggsy be your new ally! Now lets head to the bar!

Hello How goes it all? BLACK WIDOW Boris would love to have a PEPSI Yummy! So Who is walking around with a fake croc skin handbag? FAT LADY, COOK

Ahoy shipmates! Can I come aboard?! Looking for a good job as well, but will require one which lets me spend lots of time in the bar! Amy x

JOHNNY PUT HER DOWN NOW I THINK SHES HAD ENOUGH!!!!

I think he has- yes of course you can- you can have a huggle...there the best, a mix of a hug and a cuddle!xxx