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OH wanted to kiss the frog, in the hope it turned into a Prince to get her out of here!

As OH puckered up, Allan bobbed up and had a smacker planted onto his lips. Feeling pleased with himself he attacked the reeds with gusto.

As he turned to hand the reeds to OH, he saw her running after the frog....

The Travel Agencies Tour Manager stood watching this totally bemused. He worried that he Was he suffering from a bad case of Altitude sickness or were these people really.....

Australians, who's sense of travel was recognised throughout the world as being somewhat less than decorous.

( :-D).

What thoughts were running through the head of Allan’s OH as she chased the frog who was rapidly changing into a princess.....

Princess Aurora? Nope. Aurora Borealis? Definitely not, wrong side of the Equator.

But Princess have powers, powers to command things. Powers to get home.....


OH caught the hem of her skirt and floored her...….

... with the pack of marmalade sandwiches she had been given by a group of friendly little bears.

The princess was thrilled with the marmalade sandwiches. So much better than her previous diet.

Which was mainly coconuts. Mind you, the shells came in handy, especially if you owned a ball of string.

Allan's OH wondered if this was the same princess who couldn't sleep because she had a pee under her mattress.

All very continental, or, in the princess's case, incontinental.

Whilst the princess was busy with her marmalade sandwiches (and finding a private tree ;-), Allan stArted looking for a way down from this mountain top lake. He’d had enough of titi - caca.

As luck would have it, he saw a group of tourists who were exploring the delights of travelling with llamas.

The woolly beasts might just be what Allan needed to get to lower levels.

Just how low could Allan go?

About here :-D

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The thing about Llamas is they can be very temperamental beasts, and if they don't like you......you know it! Allan it seems was deemed a lower ranking and before you could shake a hanky in their direction he was covered in spit....but fear not as in OH copious bag was none other than a full souwester for him......Allan does look good head to toe in yellow...

Allan remembered a cartoon from his yoof called Banana Man. He was clever and dashing, and could do all manner of super things.

Allan straightened up at this thought, and as he did a great globule of llama spit slid down his neck......

Fortunately for Allan this llama was so mad it was spitting chips.

All they needed now was the cod they had heard people singing about, a deep pan, a load of dripping and a fire, and they could have a nice plate of dish and chips.

Allan's OH would do the battering!

Unfortunatley this Lake didn't contain any cod as cod is a sea fish.

So Allan needed to get the llamas moving off down the mountain to the sea.

He had no need to worry about the cod as these llamas were related to the Dalai Llama, as the Mongolic word Dalai derives from 'Ocean', or big, so there were plenty of other fish in the sea :-P ;-)

Getting the llamas down to the sea was easy. Allan just followed the direction of this thread which was wallowing in the shallows :-0 :-D

There were 3 llamas so that was lucky.
One for Allan. One for OH. And one for the capacious bag.

Giving his llama a dig in the ribs, and a 'Hey'haw' off they went across the Lake to the other side.


Stumbling up onto the shore, they were confronted by.....











(not the lady with the coconuts!)