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Mr Whippy ;-)

But who wants a soft-serve ice cream in the frozen wastes of Canada?

:-D :-D

Frozen waste....well if this is frozen waste right now I'd hate to see Aussie on a hot day...feels in the late 30's will be possibly early 40's next few days :-D

It seems everyone wanted a soft serve ice cream but Allan and OH were at the front of the line.....after eating his and sitting in the back just to keep an eye on the freezer, Allan remembered why he didn't eat soft serve ice cream usually.....

...it gave him some awful rumbling noises in his tummy....which got louder and louder as the minutes ticked by...until suddenly.....

he realised that it could be rumbling for eternity if he didn't...…………...

just make a decision about whether to stay or go...if he stayed then whatever happened next would be very public if he went....where would he go to..... :-D

Back to reality :-D

Never!! :-D

Hang on....was that a puff of smoke.....did Allan rumbling tummy suddenly explode....will we ever hear from Allan again....what will happen to OH and her copious handbag....but more importantly.....if that were possible.....where's the lovely young lady with the lovely bunch of coconuts in all this smoke???

It probably has something to do with the mirrors that Allan's OH carries in her capacious handbag.

What the ones that made Allans knee look all knobbly when he rolled up the legs of his trousers as he was wont to do often it seems........
Still doesn't explain the coconuts....did she whisk Allan away for her own pleasure....

Smoke and mirrors ;-)

I wonder if on all his travels and with his rolled-up trouser legs Allan has ever had a knotted hanky on his head?

anyway we lost out track there for a bit.....

Allan suddenly came too after his icecream dilemmas....

somehow and we'll never understand how...he now found himself on a tropical island OH laying on the golden sands next to him shaded by her copious bag and a nice cold drink in a coconut sitting right next to him....

.. in the hands of none other than.....

The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane…………..me oh my...……….what a girl!

OH nudged Allan in the ribs...…………..again! Ouch.

'Isn't that Maggie May?' she hissed

Allan retorted that he thought that Maggie May had been taken away.

'I'm sure it's Maggie May

'No,' said Allan, 'Maggie did and that's why she was taken away, so she could walk down Lime Street no more'

'That's a pity' his wife replied

'Don't even get me started on THAT song' snarled Allan.

Despite the romantic view, not all tropical Islands are idyllic, particularly when Allan and his wife were visiting.

.....then a song suddenly came into Allan mind...as they do at times...."If you like Pina coladas..." OH NO....now his day was doomed...he couldn't help himself before he knew it he was humming the song...and OH was looking towards him with a strange look on her face......

As Allan had always misheard the lyrics and thought that they were 'If you like peeing in the larder'

As a retired Environmental Health Officer, he had an aversion to this song.

Hence the strange look on his wife's face.

:-D

I think the strange look on OH face might have been to do with the way Allan had started dancing along to his humming....if you can call it dancing...as he was....

hopping from foot to foot on the hot sand.

All they needed was another person to make up Wilson, Keppel and Betty.

Then, along came...…………...

The lovely young lady with the coconuts....but she didn't want to dance she wanted to juggle coconuts...Allan always one to try something new decided to give it a go....unfortunately as the first coconut went up.....