General Chat

I have to get back to the cooking pots. See you all later.. Come along Boris! Fat Lady

Heelloooo (pathetic voice), I first thought I was dreaming, then I thought I had died (although had I of died I doubt I woud have been thinking!!!) but I really am here, on this island, with people I dont really know. Well it looks like I'm back with the land of the living and my dont we all look a right state (no miss world contestants here!). What is that wonderful smell? I am soo hungry, how long have we been here? Lady Marmalade

Fat Lady, If you wrap my food in a palm leaf or something, I`ll take it to the beacon, and do first watch,eh.

Yes Black Widow I can sew, What do you have for me? Have I missed very much during my bout of concusion? Lady M

Hello LM, Where`ve you been, looks like you`ve been dragged through a hedge backwards.

What do you mean Baz has come and gone again???!!!! I only popped behind that bush for a minute!!!! What are you doing Black Widow . . . . oh yes, that's a good idea. Make sure you remember wher you are buring them. Who's that bedraggled woman over there? Joanne? Joanne who? What was she on the Cruise, passenger or crew? I'll go and bring her over here, looks like she's had a bad time, wonder what happened to her? No I wonder why Lindy, Fat Cook didn't want the Glucose, I thought it was good for you. Better bury it too.

Hello Dorothy I've been sitting on top of that high hill trying to see if i could spot any survivors from the aeroplane but sun is to bright to get a clear view, i'll come down and help you with the box of goodies, hope that fat cook gets a shift on i'm starving i could eat a crocodile i'm that hungry. We should arange to have someone on 24hours lookout, we could work out a rosta so that we each do 2 hours during the night, and 4 hours in daylight, i will vollunteer for the 10-00 to midnight stint. On my way David

Baz, Hi, how are you, boy am I glad to see you, I cant remember very much about what happened, do I really look that bad, I dont suppose appearances matter very much any more but I do feel like a damn good hot soak, i stink. I have learnt a valuable lesson over the last few weeks and that is to live for today as you never know whats round the corner, I am so glad to be alive (even if I do look and smell like something that has died!) Lady M

Hi Jo, Phew, I think you should have a dip in the stream.lol

All - I've had a lovely weekend at our caravan at Yarmouth (didnt want to come home but glad to be back with you all) This is not part of the story (sorry) Jo - Lady M

JO, Going to mine tomorrow, just for a day or two, to do some tidying basicly.

Black Widow - Its been so long since I have made any clothes by hand (dont suppose theres a Dotty P out here though) Does any one need measuring up!!!! My hands are a bit chilly but they wont take long to warm up. Its a good job i have a spare needle (always keep one in the elastic of your draws, never know when you might need one) Lady M

David!!!! I wondered wher you'd got to! Did you see anything? Lindy, Fat Cook is making supper now! I will do the first shift, because I need to just sit and have a rest. Be back with you all later: keep me some supper. (PS. Unexpected guest has just turned up)

Slutty, I think you`d better tie that goat up, or it`s gonna eat everything.lol

Made it at last, beacon OK, ready with my small fire,and time to eat my dinner. That Fat Lady is some cook. Eat this and wash it down with some coconut milk. Settle down on this made up chair, and start scanning the horizon. Gonna be a long 2 hours before Dave gets here. It would be nice if I could listen to Essex Radio now.

Hi Black Widow I need a shirt making please took it off to wave at the aero plane, wind blew it out of my hand and there was that much smoke i lost it, and i need to protect my bronzed, muscular well honed body from this hot sun, hope you've got a tape measure. I'm on watch at 10-00pm who's taking over from me at Midnight, i'm on my way to your tree now, David

Baz, Please keep a look out for Sassy, Am now very worried about her..."Why should I ", I really don't know.. too big for her boots that chit of a girl. The islanders might have her.. and as much as I can't stand her we have to be ready to barter....for her.. Fat Lady P.S. Did u enjoy eating the bunny?:-(

Hello and goodnight, It has taken me forever to get back to this thread.. I am sure that I am not the only one... Sassy will join us as soon as she has resolved a few problems.. In real life I burnt our dinner as I was too busy taking care of the virtual meal...lol.. hubby an angel ...and also loves his food took us to the local "taberna" for spareribs..Good night all, No breakfast as we are all all and capable enough to pick our own fruit. Seeya! for brunch. Fat Lady, Sleeping, next to the fire, using Boris as a pillow.. U will not find me in a hammock...where the trees all branch out to each other... That is SNAKE terriority... Sleep well one and all.zzzzzzzzzz

Hi Dave, Glad you made it, was just dropping off. I`m not sure, but I think, only think that I saw a smoke cloud from a passing ship. On the other hand, it could have been a cloud on the horizon. In this light, it`s hard to make out.Anyway, bed for now, I`m shagged. Nite now.

Hello everybody (Guests just gone!!) I have finished my shift, and I think David, bronzed, honed, muscular Guardsman is taking over from me. What's that? missed Baz again??????? Joanne, no wonder I didn't recognise you as Lady M!!! But you look better now!! What have you been sewing? Any chance of a Sarong for me? Then you could all call me Dorothy G Lamour!!!