General Chat

Yoga class to begin please, no talking, laughing or popping off for half an hour, this is serious. Sit on the sand with your legs croosed in front of you, breath deaply - in through your nose and out through your mouth. Close your eyes and let every thought in your head disapear. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Keep it going and no nodding off, just relax. Lady M

I'm sure it is a naval vessel might be dropping anchor, Glad i swapped that shirt hello sailor!!!! I'll join you for yoga David

See, my sixth sense may be right after all, both Baz and David have gone (strange eh) seeing as how there is a ship on the horizon!! Can any one see what kind of ship it is yet? Could it be a rescue or could we all be turned into slaves? Lady M

(running like made along the beach) Did you see that ship? I'm sure it's headed this way!!!!! I saw it when I was round the end of the island, and thought it may be going somewhere else, but it still looks like its heading this way!!!! I saw Baz earlier, and he said he's going right round the other side, to set up a similar camp, and he won't be back for a couple of days! Is David around, or has he disappeared again? Cor! I'm really hungry, I only had some fruit for breakfast, and lunch. . . . is there anything to eat?

What has happened to NURSE GLADYS EMANUEL? Did he make it to the island as I cant remember seeing him? Lady M

Black Widow - I am not yet sure who the intruder is but I did bring with me my sixth sense and that tells me all is not right. Keep your eyes open and be careful, be very careful. Lady M

Dont panic, Dont panic - we must install calm, I am holding a yoga class at 6pm for those interested. We will be gathered aroung the fire in a circle and meditate. If it was a ship you saw then it may have come to find us, I mean rescue us. Can we trust everyone that has come on the island? Or has some one set out delibratly to get us here? I am begining to wonder if there is some one here with alterior motives!! This is a warning. Lady M

i agree once we have dabbed out those nasty pirates ill treat us to some Pimms!!!

Calm down black widow, dont worry i still have my Giant PINK Bingo dabbers- if it comes to the worse we can dab them to death! so get ready, heads down and pens erect!! EM

ok, heres some shark outfits i made earlier- yes i was a afn of Blue Peter- put these on and we will just blend in!!!lol

I have found some pirate outfits- everyone get changed and they will have no idea!!! EM

I'll start my session of drawer flapping, just make sure the indians dont think I'm sending smoke signals. I'm so prityyy, oh so prityyy, in my beautiful hand made toga, I cant see a ship, are you sure its not a mirage? Lady M

Don't think it would be pirates, well i hope not with me wearing the shirt Black Widow made for me, it's got a frilly rufflet open chested collar and frilly cuffs, what will they think!!!!. I'm sure it's getting closer, David

HAVE NO FEAR THE ENTERTAINMENTS HERE!! Entertainment manager

Here i am had a good nights kip curled up with all those creepy crawliesand my two dogs Frank and Bruno, and what a beautiful day it is, i am starting to get home sick though. Fat cook to milk a goat you stick a bucket underneath and pump it's tail up and down easy peasy. Back up the hill now to look for rescue ships or planes David

DAME JEAN, Your "Bleating" Goat is making one hell of a racket, She needs milking. Don't look at me! I would not know how. I saw smoke coming from the otherside of the Island so Boris and I are going to investigate and won't be back until much later. There is plenty of left overs and fruit for whoever is hungry. FAT LADY

Good morning all, I have been fishing with Boris and came across a big pink bucket with Sassy's name tag on it. Nobody was around so I had a quick peep inside. CONTENTS: Compass Whistle Axe Mirror Small Binoculars Fishing Rod,netting,line,lures,hooks and sinkers. A Bottle with a label on it that say's "Everlasting Bottle of wine" BAZ, You might want to have a look and see what use we could put her items to. I think the whistle and binoculars should be given to whoever is on watch duty. Please nobody, touch her mirror or bottle of grog. Those are real personal items. FAT LADY

Can't stay awake any longer (yawnnnnnn!) oh dear, I must tuck down for the night. See you tomorrow folks.

I'm glad I did my shift in daylight!!! I might have gone grey if I'd seen any of that lot, David!! I don't know who's next on duty up there, perhaps it's the Black Widow, with a name like that, she should feel at home!

Hope someone manages to find there way up this hill in the dark to relieve me at midnight, loads of snakes and spiders and other unknown creepy crawlies up here, so you wont be lonely, oh look theres an owl, Got the flares at the ready David