General Chat

Well I did remark today that mine looked pregnant Lol!!!! Can't be a beer belly, he doesn't drink beer. can you have a G&T belly??

What are we all going to come out like .....at the end of this bl***y change lol?
We might be a different species!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont know Helen, but my friend has just sent me this

With age comes skills
it's called "Multi Tasking"

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All at the same time! LOL

Had a full day today, but thought i'd check this thread...I don't know...I'm away for one day and you all misbehave!!! Of course I blame Helen, she leads you all astray! LOL

Speak tomorrow gals!! (Well later as it is tomorrow...you know what I mean.)

Pam.xxx. ☺

Hello Pam, yes we are naughty and yes its ALLL Helen's doing PMSL.

Morning Helen ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Tina xx

Morning you lot.
What do you mean it is all my doing .I've never led anyone astray in my life.
Well maybe one or two young men LOL.If they could see me now...............they 'd run a b****Y mile !!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Morning everyone,

Never mind your hot flushes and all that .....I can recommend a new hair style,and highlights , I have just been made a new woman,but one big problem .........guess ??

HUBBY DID NOT NOTICE. !!............SOooooooooooooo he is going to SUFFER !!!!!!!!!!!
Now why is that men don't seem to LOOK.

Think he 'll have beans on toast now...or scrambled egg LOL

I bet you look lovely Marilyn.Men...Huh.They walk around with their eyes shut sometimes.They tend to notice how much our hair costs though lol.He always says well I only pay £7,how can yours possibly cost that much!!
Beans or eggs is too good Marilyn...........Bread and water lol

Helen ,

I decided its NOTHING...LOL

Lorriane,

He's just had cataracts done..!!

Maybe they didn't work. LOL

Yes, I think my OH has his eyes shut when he's looking for me in shops after he's parked the car. I mean, how can you stare down an aisle at someone who is waving to you and not SEE them?? The times I am hot footing it between people to catch him up because he always goes the opposite way and at top speed to look for me. Sometimes, when he rings me on his mobile I am only 10 feet in front of him!!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH I've become invisible like they say you do.

Hello girls, had a busy couple of days, went to the garden centre but some how we ended up shopping for shoes!! Well we ended up going to Tesco, you know the super size ones...and of course they sell shoes and boots...I'm almost purring as I look at my reduced in price tan coloured suede boots!! So basically we went for bedding plants, didn't get any but got boots instead and some nice underwear. Well nice bras, the balconett style ones...red!

Know what you mean about our OH's not noticing...sometimes that's a good thing though i find.

Be back later, hope you've all got dry knickers!!!!!

Pam.xx ☺

Red balcony bra!!!!!!!! Me thinks you are out to impress.lol.Is that the style that pushes you up and over????

Well I think mine is looking to exchange me!! We went into House of frazer Cheltenham today for coffee, I left him paying at the counter and went and sat down, there was a couple behind us and the lady did the same thing, there were very few people in the restaurant at that time as it was early. The other lady went left of the till, I went right. I looked up in time to see my other half about to put his tray down on the other lady's table. she thought it was hilarious and apparently said "sorry, wrong lady", one embarrassed OH. wouldn't have minded but I didn't fancy hers!!! ☺

Yes Helen, balconett bras do push you up and over...(Eddie Wearing!) or was he up and under!! LOL Tell you what that's a lot of chest with me to push up...well if you've got it flaunt it!! I did myself and my friend a lovely 'french manicure' too...even do our toes!!

Yes think blokes do go through a funny time, it's like they're frightened thast there losing it...can they still perform as it were!! Well I have to say my old fella is ok in that department!!! Is 53 old though, not really is it i suppose.

Hey Helen, has you're hubby ever brought some Viagra back from the surgery...bet he has!! ☺ ☺ ☺

NO COMMENT LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pam .they don't keep drugs in the surgery ,let alone Viagra.Think I will have to order it off the internet LOL
Eddie Waring was definatley (sp) an up and under!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Everyone, I can see that you are all doing ok lol

Tina x

OH .....fast asleep now..Shucks!!!!

Hi girls late on here again as we've had company. Hope to get on here a bit earlier tomorrow. Welcome to our thread Lorraine, it's not been going for very long but we seem to have all jelled well and have had a few giggles!

Take care folks, speak soon.

Pam. ☺