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}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 16 Aug 2004 13:35

2 post urgently need filling for our forthcoming trip on board the ship with no name Spin Doctor General and International Relations Spin Doctor THE ABOVE POSITIONS HAVE NOW BEEN FILLED BY A WOMAN WHO'S GAGGING FOR IT AND A GIGALO! LOL. BUT DR LONGLEGS HAS JUST BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION A COUPLE OF OTHER POSTS THAT NEED FILLING. I BELIEVE THEY ARE AN ASSISTANT COOK AND A HAIR DRESSER. PLEASE APPLY BELOW STATING EXPERIENCE

Anne

Anne Report 16 Aug 2004 13:41

Why do we need a post mistress on the boat all the cabins have phones, don't they?

Unknown

Unknown Report 16 Aug 2004 13:42

Does the ship have any computer equiptment in need of support - if so, I'm happy to volunteer my services

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 16 Aug 2004 13:45

Ann (lynda) Aren't you the ships slut? Could you perhaps think about broadening your expertese and run a brothel providing entertainment of the male veriety too? Jeanette Prime Minister

Helen

Helen Report 16 Aug 2004 13:48

can i have a job? any job !!! PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME A JOB helen

Anne

Anne Report 16 Aug 2004 13:49

Why Jeanette lol, I think you and I might get along, I was wanting a career change, we definately will need a brothel then I can be a madam and not a cheap ho, I'll be able to hold my head up with the likes of you and the good doc.

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 16 Aug 2004 13:50

Paul I believe Joy is in charge of computers if you want a job in IT. Or you could apply for one of the above posts which I'm sure will prove to be infinitley more interesting Jeanette PM

Helen

Helen Report 16 Aug 2004 13:52

PLEASE PLEASE helenx

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 16 Aug 2004 13:55

Jean Apologies my dear. Got the wrong slut! lol. Perhaps you could have a business meeting with Ann(Lynda) with a view to a partnership. I'm sure it would be a very lucrative business especially if you could entice some nice young men into working for you! Ann (Lynda) Apologies to you too. I never was very good with names! Please dicuss the above venture with Jean. I would be prepared to put a lot of business your way if you get the right sort of chaps! Jeanette PM

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 16 Aug 2004 13:57

Helen Your like a little terrier aren't you? You don't give up! Which job do you want? Jeanette PM

Helen

Helen Report 16 Aug 2004 14:08

jeanette jeanette i am still here!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ido not want a boring job i do not want a 24 hout job i want to be where all the fun is!! and i am to old to look down the list of opportunities{to be honest i can understand them!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE just give me any job THEN i promise to be quite{maybe} helen

Unknown

Unknown Report 16 Aug 2004 14:10

Can I have a job toooo please ? anything will do.. I've posted my skill set on the Attention Attention thread..

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 16 Aug 2004 14:15

Ok Helen you can be International Relations Spin Doctor. I'm hoping we won't have to meet too many of the buggers along the way so it shouldn't be taxing for you. Just go and do a crash course at the Prince Philip School of International Diplomacy - shouldn't take more than half an hour! There should be some fun to be had as I am currently negotaiting with Jean and Ann(Lynda) for their male brothel services and have ordered my fags and booze with the Trolley Dolly Jeanette PM

Helen

Helen Report 16 Aug 2004 14:19

jeanette jeanette that sounds ok when do i start???????? DO they have a assistant? if so, how about paul???????? helenx

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 16 Aug 2004 14:20

Paul How are you with porn sites? We like a bit of sleaze in this department! lol. The position of Spin Doctor General is still available if you want it. You will be expected to bullshit til the cows come home! If you choose to accept this post your first task will be to deal with the quartermaster, Angela who seems to think her position is more important than that of the government and is trying to comandeer my nuclear bomb shelter. jeanette PM

Daniel

Daniel Report 16 Aug 2004 14:21

Primeminister do remember you have to notify me before you take any actions which may affect the running of the vessel. King Dan

Unknown

Unknown Report 16 Aug 2004 14:22

Not an area that I'm particularly knowledgable about *cough* but I'm happy to do some research.

Flossie

Flossie Report 16 Aug 2004 14:23

I might need an assistant to load my trolley. It really is not the sort of thing I should be doing. It would free up my time to get my lippy on adjust my sussies and practice my wiggle. Not fussed what sex or age. Do we want the clap cream on the trolley or will the doctor stock it. Thought it might be better off on the trolley save taking up too muach of the doc's time.

Melanie

Melanie Report 16 Aug 2004 14:26

Have we got anyone running a gym? After all i will need to keep my lovely slender body in shape, and do we have a sunbed room for my all over tan. Polo

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 16 Aug 2004 14:29

Helen Get yourself off To the school of diplomacy and I'll see you in half an hour. Paul The jobs yours. Get researching straight away. There's a big bonus for you if you find the right kind of 'stuff'! Jean If you haven't already had your VD jabs get yourself along to Dr Lonlegs surgery at once. And please send all your staff too. Paul and Helen As members of my staff you can see my Harley Street Specialist for your jabs. We don't want you having to go to some grubby little NHS place do we. Jeanette PM