General Chat

i could double as ships nurse and hairdresser, that way i could check for lice at the same time! i don't have any experience as a hirdresser but i have my own sissors and heck how hard can it be???? bev

Do we need a ship's cat? Sam is here ready and willing. he is very good at catching mice, rats, in fact all vermin. All he asks as payment is plenty of fish, prawns and cuddles. Jane in the office PS Someone has already taken my elastic bands. Please return them to me asap.

Ahem, quite right Elaine, quite right. I am rather fond of your fathers money....err I mean support! I am somewhat concerned about Pauls/Paulos stamina though and have asked the good Doctor Longlegs to run some tests. Jeanette PM

the first of many is that what you mean????????? i can live with that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL { i can see this is going to be hard work} helen

Helen There's no need to fight with Elaine over Paul. Don't forget he'll be working with us part time and quite frankly I don't think he'll have any energy left for her once we've finished with him! lol jeanette PM

ELAIN!!!!! I BET I AM OLDER THAN YOU??{and more money}?helenxx

Elaine, Don't be greedy I'm sure there'll be several ladies in need of my servicing Sorry, I mean Services. Paulo (my gigolo name lol)

I have already visited the doctor, she can attest my health - if anyone would like to check the stamina too, drop me a line (hope the wife doesn't read this lol)

JEANETTE, i might be longer than 30 mins,first i have to make sure pete has plenty of food,because i do not know how long i will be away!!!!!! also have to take dog out. see you later helenx

just a note we stiil need a cleaner lov cook

LOL Paul! Ok then if you think you've got the stamina for both jobs! lol. Get yourself off to Harley Street for a double dose of VD injections and don't forget to get the cert to prove you've had them. I've heard that if you can't produce your cert you get the wire brush and dettol treatment! LOL Jeanette PM

??????????????? i saw paul first???????????? hands off??????he might be my only___________!!! helenx

I'm happy to work within the structure already laid (sic) down

Paul Would you be working for Jean and Ann(Lynda) in your role as ships gigalo or are you freelancing?

perhaps I could do both on a part time basis, as the two roles seem to complement each other ?

now this is a tough choice, I've also just been offered the position of ship Gigolo. Which should I take ?

Helen Get yourself off To the school of diplomacy and I'll see you in half an hour. Paul The jobs yours. Get researching straight away. There's a big bonus for you if you find the right kind of 'stuff'! Jean If you haven't already had your VD jabs get yourself along to Dr Lonlegs surgery at once. And please send all your staff too. Paul and Helen As members of my staff you can see my Harley Street Specialist for your jabs. We don't want you having to go to some grubby little NHS place do we. Jeanette PM

Have we got anyone running a gym? After all i will need to keep my lovely slender body in shape, and do we have a sunbed room for my all over tan. Polo

I might need an assistant to load my trolley. It really is not the sort of thing I should be doing. It would free up my time to get my lippy on adjust my sussies and practice my wiggle. Not fussed what sex or age. Do we want the clap cream on the trolley or will the doctor stock it. Thought it might be better off on the trolley save taking up too muach of the doc's time.

Not an area that I'm particularly knowledgable about *cough* but I'm happy to do some research.