General Chat

black widow has spent the whole day boozing it up with pirate fear!!! not that i am a grass, but i did here them giggling earlier behind the poo pit. lady m

Ahh the moon light the stars full stomach nice fire bottle of rum good company, better put my shirt back on don't want to flaunt by bronzed, muscular well honed body and get anyone over excited, i'm a bit worried about someone singing about goolies.Cheers Dorothy. David

Lets go for a little walk, hic, underrrr the moon of looove, hic, any more rum about? Cant believe it, I'm drunk again!! Lady m

(Stretching out on the hilltop looking at the sunset) Well, life's not that bad is it David, Cheers!!! Oh, why are you putting your shirt back on? I was enjoying the view!!!

Mmmmmmmmm, nice eh!! Lady M

Dame Jean - coming round the mountain I can do, the second one i've never heard of. sorry. You humm it and I'll sing it!!! Lady M

David, can you hear that dreadful drunken lot down at the camp ..... I suppose they'd call it 'singing'. Glad it's quieter up here (thinks: I don't really like Rum, much rather have a G & T)

I can see them, look at that, what are they doing, oh my, dont look now, no ignore me keep looking, the mucky pair. You are right dame Jean, I do hum now, I dont know about in a few days time. Oh what I would do for a bar of Dove a a bottle of Elvive. lady M

If you want my body, and you think I'm sexxxxy, come on baby let me knooowwww. Lady M

`Take me hooome,country roads, To the place, I belonggggg, West Virginia,Mountain Mummaaa, Take me hoooome, country roads. ................................................. The old home town looks the same, As I step dowwwn from the train, And there to meet meee, are my mummaaaa, and pappa, Down the laaaane, I walk, and there runs Mary, Hair of gold, and lips like cherries. It`s good to touch, the green green grass of hoooome.

Home, home on the rannnnge, Where the dear and the antilope plaaay, Where never is heard, A discouraging word, And the skyyy, is not cloudy or greyyy. hicc.

The camp town lady sings this song, do da, do da the camp town lady sings this song do da, do da, day Oh bla de, oh bla da life goes on OOooo, L L L L Life goes on. Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I wanna go to bed. had a little(lot) drink about an hour ago, and its gone right to my head. Aint that the truth lady M

There`ll be bluuue birds overrr, The white cliffs of Doverrr, Tomorrowww, just you wait and seeeee, There`ll be loveee, and laughterrrrrr, No teeears there afterrrrr, Tomorrowww, when the world is freee.

Whip crack away, whip crack away, whip crack awayyyyy. Just blew in from the windy city, the windy city is a mighty pretty, but it aint got what weve got, no sireyyy. lady M

Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, And smile, smile, smilllle, While there`s a lucifer to light your fag, Smile boys that`s the style. What`s the use in worrying, It never was worth while, Sooooo, pack up your troubles in your old kit bag, And smileee, smileee, smileee.

As I drift off to sleep the sleep of a very contented shipwrecked sailor. yawwwwn.

David, look, look across there!!!! Looks like a white sail!!! Can you see? just coming round that headland, come on David, wake up!!!! Can you see,look, there!!!! what is it?

Their coming to take us away, ha ha he he ho ho Lady M

What`s all the shouting about ?, can`t a bloke sleep in peace around here.

Baz its the men in white (not black) coming to take us away!!! Lady M