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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 6 Oct 2004 13:05 |
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more Essex girl jokes >An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit. "How many >children?" asks the council worker "10" replies the Essex girl "10???" says >the >council worker.. "What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, >Wayne, >Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne" "Doesn't that get confusing?" >"Naah..." >says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the >street I >just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and >they >all do it..." "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the >perturbed council worker. "That's easy," says the girl... "I just use their >surnames" > >An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on >the >counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. >"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "No" she replies. "This time >it's >mayonnaise." > >Essex Girl enters a sex shop & asks for a vibrator. The man says "Choose >from >our range on the wall." She says "I'll take the red one." The man replies >"That's a fire extinguisher." > > >An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. It was her >boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Treacle, I just heard on the news that >there's >a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!" "It's not just >one >car!" said the Essex girl, "There's hundreds of them!" > > |
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Unknown | Report | 6 Oct 2004 13:13 |
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emergency supplies of pot noodles and pop tarts can be shipped in - just let me know lol |
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Lisa | Report | 6 Oct 2004 13:15 |
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LOL VERY GOOD, REALLY ENJOYED, THANK YOU. ENJOY YOUR DAY. LISA |
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Stephanie | Report | 6 Oct 2004 13:18 |
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essex girl is in a car crash, paramedics get to her n say, whats your name dear, Tracy she says where are you bleeding from? Romford mate, she says, Ok, he says, how many fingers am i holding up, Oh Gawd, she screams, im paralysed too!!! |
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Ramblin Rose | Report | 6 Oct 2004 13:20 |
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I enjoyed that very much, You should write for a living. You don't do you? Try Private eye Rose |
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Unknown | Report | 6 Oct 2004 13:36 |
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Rosemary, I can't take credit for someone else's work, I got this in an email this morning, don't know who wrote it originally. I have seen a "scouse" version too some time ago, I daren't post that though, the Essex folk seem to have a better sense of humour than the scousers (contrary to public opinion lol). Paul ps, no I'm not from Essex, but the person that sent it me was. |
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Stephanie | Report | 6 Oct 2004 13:40 |
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im from Essex, always lived here...i find em funy! cant see how people could take offence to jokes!! xxx |
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Unknown | Report | 6 Oct 2004 13:41 |
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ahhh well not everyone has a sense of humour, sadly. |
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Stephanie | Report | 6 Oct 2004 13:46 |
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paul, did u get my message on messenger, think mine is playin up!! |
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