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THE WHEEL IS TURNING, BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD.

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Mommylonglegs

Mommylonglegs Report 30 Dec 2004 17:19

We have all heard the above saying. Lets have a few more please. I'll start you off. Jennyx " If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you get change" "He would argue with a signpost"

Daniel

Daniel Report 30 Dec 2004 17:21

Lights are on but no one's home

Shelli4

Shelli4 Report 30 Dec 2004 17:25

sandwich short of a picnic about as much good as a chocolate fireguard couldn't organise a p**s up in a brewery couldn't organise a b**k up in a brothel

Unknown

Unknown Report 30 Dec 2004 17:26

Like a bungalow ........ nothing upstairs. An egg short of a dozen. I love the hamster one, never heard that before!

JackyJ1593

JackyJ1593 Report 30 Dec 2004 17:27

Daniel, or, as my daughter's friend once said " someone is home but the lights aren't on" Poor girl does get confused!

Sue

Sue Report 30 Dec 2004 17:27

You can lead a child to water.... but you can't make it wash.

JackyJ1593

JackyJ1593 Report 30 Dec 2004 17:29

Sue, That's not a saying.... that's true!! Jacky ;-)

ChrisofWessex

ChrisofWessex Report 30 Dec 2004 17:35

tuppence short of a shilling

Steven

Steven Report 30 Dec 2004 17:51

Kettle's on, but no-one's lit the gas !!!

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 30 Dec 2004 17:51

Thick as two planks nailed together

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 30 Dec 2004 17:55

As much use as a chocolate teapot

Mommylonglegs

Mommylonglegs Report 30 Dec 2004 17:59

"He has two brains, one is lost and the other one is out looking for it." One of my favourites. Jennyx

Andy

Andy Report 30 Dec 2004 18:08

Thought this was another topic about the state of the government when I saw the title, lol.

Anne

Anne Report 30 Dec 2004 18:22

A chip short of a happy meal :o))

Mommylonglegs

Mommylonglegs Report 30 Dec 2004 18:45

"This man is depriving a village somewhere, of an idiot"

Saints Alive

Saints Alive Report 30 Dec 2004 18:47

as useful as an ashtray on a motor bike

Mommylonglegs

Mommylonglegs Report 30 Dec 2004 18:49

" It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm" Jenny

Andy

Andy Report 30 Dec 2004 18:51

My Mother used to say, "This seat is so hard my bum is making shirtbuttons" No idea what it meant!

Caroline

Caroline Report 30 Dec 2004 20:20

If he had another braincell it would be lonely

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 30 Dec 2004 20:28

As useful as a chocolate fireguard. Baz