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THE WHEEL IS TURNING, BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD.

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Helen in Kent

Helen in Kent Report 7 Jan 2005 18:38

Referring to build, my favourite is, "I've seen more fat on a greasy chip!"

Steven

Steven Report 7 Jan 2005 18:33

As rare as rocking horse pooh!!!!

Steven

Steven Report 7 Jan 2005 18:30

He/ She isn't playing with a full deck!!!

Big

Big Report 7 Jan 2005 18:11

wants to sit in the front row for sixpence Jules

Anne

Anne Report 7 Jan 2005 17:08

A pimple on a dimple on a money spider's ball!!

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 7 Jan 2005 17:03

I've lost track, have we had 'a sandwich short of a picnic'? Ann Glos

The Mad House

The Mad House Report 7 Jan 2005 16:55

if he had more than 1 brain cell he would be dangerous she's a jam tart short of the jam

Merlin

Merlin Report 7 Jan 2005 15:00

About as useful as a "Ninebob note" Hal.

Suzy

Suzy Report 7 Jan 2005 14:57

I love your ones Mommylegs!!

Joan

Joan Report 7 Jan 2005 14:56

not the brightest crayon in the box... or - not the brightest candle on the cake... Joanxx

**Linda

**Linda Report 7 Jan 2005 14:53

A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp if you were in a bad mood Linda

Sue

Sue Report 7 Jan 2005 14:51

a nods as good as a wink to a blind man

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 30 Dec 2004 21:01

Caroline, methinks if 'he' had two braincells, he could be dangerous!

Mommylonglegs

Mommylonglegs Report 30 Dec 2004 20:55

"Got a full six-pack but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together. Jenny

June

June Report 30 Dec 2004 20:31

They dont spoil another couple

Essex Baz

Essex Baz Report 30 Dec 2004 20:28

As useful as a chocolate fireguard. Baz

Caroline

Caroline Report 30 Dec 2004 20:20

If he had another braincell it would be lonely

Andy

Andy Report 30 Dec 2004 18:51

My Mother used to say, "This seat is so hard my bum is making shirtbuttons" No idea what it meant!

Mommylonglegs

Mommylonglegs Report 30 Dec 2004 18:49

" It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm" Jenny

Saints Alive

Saints Alive Report 30 Dec 2004 18:47

as useful as an ashtray on a motor bike