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Jack And Jill
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 17 Jan 2005 14:13 |
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Went up the hill, To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.....! |
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Ramblin Rose | Report | 17 Jan 2005 14:14 |
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Chuckle-Rose |
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Jack (Sahara) | Report | 17 Jan 2005 14:16 |
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lol Bev, but what about Stupid Jack who forgot his condom!!! Jack x |
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 17 Jan 2005 14:21 |
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You have a point there Jack But I couldnt make it rhyme!! Bev |
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 17 Jan 2005 14:23 |
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Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. And now it goes to school with her Between two hunks of bread!! |
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PennyDainty | Report | 17 Jan 2005 14:32 |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack he had his wicked way And now they have a daughter! Christine |
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 17 Jan 2005 14:43 |
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lol Christine and Jessbow.... |
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 17 Jan 2005 14:47 |
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Very funny Barbara...gave me a laugh that did! Bev |
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Harry | Report | 17 Jan 2005 16:11 |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water - but what colour was the bucket? |
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Ramblin Rose | Report | 17 Jan 2005 16:30 |
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I have had a good chuckle off and on.Keep them coming-Rose |
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Unknown | Report | 17 Jan 2005 16:33 |
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ahem, in Jack's defence, Jill was supposed to be on the pill, but she forgot it. therefore he didn't think he needed a condom. it's always the blokes fault isn't it... lol |
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Mags | Report | 17 Jan 2005 16:49 |
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Ride a Cock Horse To Banbury Cross See a fine lady On her white horse With rings on her fingers And bells on her toe Now she is naked And doesn’t yet know That boys and girls came out to play They watched then stole her clothes away! |
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Jack (Sahara) | Report | 17 Jan 2005 16:52 |
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Well Paul - er yes actually, it is usually the blokes fault ;-) Jack x |
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Unknown | Report | 17 Jan 2005 16:53 |
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Well not in this case. It clearly states that "stupid Jill forgot her pill". Therefore it's her fault. so there. lol |
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Stephanie | Report | 17 Jan 2005 17:04 |
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Erm Paul.....STDs !!!! Thats why he should still wear the condom....tutut!! lol xx |
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Unknown | Report | 17 Jan 2005 17:06 |
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Nowhere in this parable does it say that Jack and Jill were not in a steady, committed relationship. In which case Jack would not have needed to worry about such things. hehe you will NOT win lol |
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Unknown | Report | 17 Jan 2005 17:15 |
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Tut tut, I came to read this thread because I live only a few miles from Kilmersdon - where Jack and Jill tumbled down the hill ..... and all I find is smutty verses .... LOL!! Mandy :)) |
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Stephanie | Report | 17 Jan 2005 17:18 |
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Well...who knows wat goes on behind closed doors eh!! x |
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Rupert | Report | 17 Jan 2005 17:25 |
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall havin a game of cricket the ball went up his trouser leg and hit his middle wicket. (poor fella) Rupert |
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PolperroPrincess | Report | 17 Jan 2005 23:35 |
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Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon, 10,000 volts went up its a**e And turned its wool to nylon |
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