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Jack And Jill

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Harry

Harry Report 18 Jan 2005 18:15

Bev, Well it wasn,t made ,out of polythene, and my grand-daughter,s picture book shows it as brown - so there! Happy days

PolperroPrincess

PolperroPrincess Report 18 Jan 2005 14:15

How do you know it was made out of wood

Harry

Harry Report 18 Jan 2005 14:13

Jeanette, Thanks for trying. This got me out of school early many years ago (when it was safe to let you out of school early). The teacher said if anyone can ask a question which no-one can answer, you can go home before the rest. The bucket was BROWN - made out of wood. the question goes well at a house party, or WI quiz type of thing. Happy days.

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 18 Jan 2005 10:38

Harry Was it pale blue! lol Jeanette x

Philip

Philip Report 18 Jan 2005 10:32

Agree with you, Mandy. Let's form the Kilmersdon Defence League, lol! Philip

Harry

Harry Report 18 Jan 2005 10:27

I,m very sad. No-one has answered my question - what colour was the bucket?

PolperroPrincess

PolperroPrincess Report 17 Jan 2005 23:35

Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon, 10,000 volts went up its a**e And turned its wool to nylon

Rupert

Rupert Report 17 Jan 2005 17:25

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall havin a game of cricket the ball went up his trouser leg and hit his middle wicket. (poor fella) Rupert

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 17 Jan 2005 17:18

Well...who knows wat goes on behind closed doors eh!! x

Unknown

Unknown Report 17 Jan 2005 17:15

Tut tut, I came to read this thread because I live only a few miles from Kilmersdon - where Jack and Jill tumbled down the hill ..... and all I find is smutty verses .... LOL!! Mandy :))

Unknown

Unknown Report 17 Jan 2005 17:06

Nowhere in this parable does it say that Jack and Jill were not in a steady, committed relationship. In which case Jack would not have needed to worry about such things. hehe you will NOT win lol

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 17 Jan 2005 17:04

Erm Paul.....STDs !!!! Thats why he should still wear the condom....tutut!! lol xx

Unknown

Unknown Report 17 Jan 2005 16:53

Well not in this case. It clearly states that "stupid Jill forgot her pill". Therefore it's her fault. so there. lol

Jack (Sahara)

Jack (Sahara) Report 17 Jan 2005 16:52

Well Paul - er yes actually, it is usually the blokes fault ;-) Jack x

Mags

Mags Report 17 Jan 2005 16:49

Ride a Cock Horse To Banbury Cross See a fine lady On her white horse With rings on her fingers And bells on her toe Now she is naked And doesn’t yet know That boys and girls came out to play They watched then stole her clothes away!

Unknown

Unknown Report 17 Jan 2005 16:33

ahem, in Jack's defence, Jill was supposed to be on the pill, but she forgot it. therefore he didn't think he needed a condom. it's always the blokes fault isn't it... lol

Ramblin Rose

Ramblin Rose Report 17 Jan 2005 16:30

I have had a good chuckle off and on.Keep them coming-Rose

Harry

Harry Report 17 Jan 2005 16:11

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water - but what colour was the bucket?

PolperroPrincess

PolperroPrincess Report 17 Jan 2005 14:47

Very funny Barbara...gave me a laugh that did! Bev

PolperroPrincess

PolperroPrincess Report 17 Jan 2005 14:43

lol Christine and Jessbow....