General Chat

hello we have it here the air is very dusty and over cast my mobile signal is playing games and the internet lol
so we are on watch its very cold too .I see they have arrested the husband in the post office murder near us .Mind I said he had done it from day one lol am watching to see what the out come is

Thought the internet was mainly landlines? Oh well, what do I know!

Don't think I'll bother with the washing then as it seems to be moving faster than first thought.

I think it is but the satelite stuff is the isues i think and our sky etc is playing up so we need some wind to blow it away lol

Has anyone told LG she is grounded by Air Traffic Control ? lol. Lets hope the tubo charged broomstick was not involved in moving heavy objects today

Oh it's been quiet on here today, are you all helping LG?

I've been to my sister's today, she's not well.

Can't say I noticed any ash flying around anywhere, but I didn't put any washing on the line just in case.

I'm sitting here eating chocolate and having a cuppa while I have a read of the threads.

(_)? (_)? cuppa anyone?

I would love a cuppa Pauline!! Just in from work and feeling very deflated!! Wish my tummy felt the same!!!

I see no volcanic ash!! Keep it up there Maz, you'll be fine!!!

Just so you all know >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

my gardener phoned last night!!!!! I'm saying no more!!!!!

ooo thank you Pauline sorry to hear about your sister everyone is complaining of strange tastes in their mouth everytning just feels grotty but we get dust alot when they are ploughing too
but she will as in LG be grounded for a while though no dobt she will find a way lol

Oh dear, hope your sister feels better soon Pauline.

Help LG with the moving...with my back....you've got to be kidding lol. We've been to the Garden Centre to get bags of multi purpose compost and some seeds. ( I carried the seeds, he moved the compost) Hopefully I now have one Oxtail Soup plant, one Cola plant and two Baked Bean plants germinating on the windowsill.

What's up YG? Apart from hunger and anticipation at the imminent arrival of a hunky gardener.

I hope those seeds weren't too heavy for you DET, here sit down and have another cuppa (_)?


YG, is that the gardener who wanted to go out with you - or have I mixed him up with the neighbour?

Maz, could you actually see ash in the air or was it just those big black clouds?

not ash just dust everything tastes of it the cars are dusty now its been hazy most of the day
gardener YG the firemen will be jealous

Please can I have some baked bean plants when they need thinning out DET!! You can catapult them up to me. Thank you!!

Pauline, he is the gardener, but he doesn't want to go out with me!! My neighbour is trying to matchmake, but I'm not interested either, unless he wants to wine and dine me, then go home!!

baked bean and sausage plants please lol they are a real winner i have a house full here son is playing footy .He has just pulled my stair carpet up
YG you have the right Idea i am quite happy with my own space too as well as seeing frog

Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Anybody home ??????

Oh dear. I really didn't mean that to happen.


Volcanic ash!! Noooooooo!! It's the contents of the porta pottie.

The authorities are trying to keep it quiet. Could you imagine sitting in an aircraft watching pota pottie poo flying fast your window. No way.

It would be like saying you saw a flying saucer. So if volcanic ash is what they wish to call it. So be it.

I hope it falls to earth somewhere suitable and not on your washing.

Good morning all!!

Just read back through some of the previous pages. The Icelandic volcano eruption is top story on our news this morning. Flights grounded, holidays ruined, rumours that it might not be volcanic ash!! (Thought I'd stick that last bit in).

Hey do you lot have sausage plants and baked bean plants?? We grow spaghetti on vines over here. Have seen a TV program about the way the workers go out and pick the spaghetti when it is ripe.

Program went to air in 1 Apr way back in the olden times. Still remember it.

Well that was an interesting hour and a half NOT!! Am still no clearer!!

YG are you telling us you spent an hour and a half talking on the phone to a gardener.

What you having done woman? A complete landscaping makeover including a new fence between your house and next door!!!

I remember seeing that about the spaghetti trees, I think DET's got some seeds for one of those.

I remember that documentary- the one about harvesting the spaghetti. Shall have to see if they have any seeds next time we go to the garden centre. They should go well with the sausage plant.

edit - wrote this 45 mins ago, then started to read the BBC online comments about the 3 Party Leaders debate!
2nd edit - YG was refering to that.

You lot are banned. Clicks on Request review.

You are doing what???

Watching political debates.

OK. That's it . Drummed out of Nut Lodge. On the norty step the lot of you.

Bad nutters. Don't you know they are all telling porkies.

You do not want to go to vote knowing anything about the candidates. Just close your eyes and dab the pencil on the page and that's your selection.