General Chat

Morning all especially LG. I found it. What more could I do for you oh great majesty than bid you awake with an awesome!!@@$%$?? version of one of your favourite songs.

So tune up those majestic vocal cords and sing along. Oh the sound will be awful I'll just sit here and cackle quietly to myself. I am squirming already!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAWl5peI8HY


Oh dear I need to go change the undergarments. That is a seven minute song reduced to about three and a half. It gets funnier each time I listen to it.

Morning - just spent a few minutes looking at that clip. They've massacred it! The Bass is part of the attraction, and this is all tinny.

Hope AS is enjoying the last days of summer, while we shed at least one heavy layer until the end of the week.

Invigilation was fine yesterday, Pauline. Small group of sensible students who knew the correct way to behave.

Family visitation today, so off to make things look spick and span. Ugg

And twangy! This har's a reeel down hoe toe tapping country vershun of the choon!!

Oh and sorry to be a part pooper but we have forecasts for 31 and 32 degrees next Wednesday and Thursday, after a cool weekend of 27.

Bet that was a relief DET, not often you get students who behave the correct way.

I'm off to the dentist today as well, hope they don't find anything wrong.

No thank you YG, I don't need Sweetpea's help, he can stay where he is for a while longer.

I'll have to have a look at that later, got to get ready to go out now.

I do hope I haven't damaged LGs delicate psyche with that rousing rendition.


It is very quiet in Arsenalville, isn't it??

Never ever quiet here Aunty, just busy busy busy LOL.

afternoon all am waiting for my gas to go on now lol ,
been to the dentist ,just a check up and polish
Got oodles to do and can I be bothered lol just got new council tax bill in too ouch lol
Am not cooking tea as i have loads to do so will get something later on to eat

How nice of you to remind us about the impending doom Maz!!!

Oooh Aunty, you've scared LG off with that clip!! It's terrible!!

Is the dreaded appointment day approaching YG? Hope all goes well and not too expensive.

Salad for tea Maz? As long as you can put the kettle on for a cuppa. :)

No, DET, I was talking about Maz receiving her council tax bill!!

Having said that, I do have to go back to the vet's again on Monday and they are wanting to do an ultra sound which will be another £103!!
I am going to see what she has to say and may go ahead with it next month if I can put it off for a while. Duffy is so much better than she was this time last week and eating really well.

The blood tests have picked up a problem with the liver and she wants to have another feel at his abdomen to see if the mass is still there, so not out of the woods yet. I sometimes wonder though whether you actually need to go through all these tests that they recommend. It is a real money earner for them!!

Morning all. Have an early start this morning, one of those time wasting waste of time meetings.

Thought you might like this..............

Intimate female joke





A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven a tall,
exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.





The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly towards her (as any man would). Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......


On one condition'





Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'



The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....








'Clean my house.'

Hi all,
glad Duffy has improved YG.
I have not had my council tax bill yet but had my new rent rise. actually not too bad

I've had a rent rise too and an enormous increase in the charge for the intercom that I don't even want or use!! It's gone up from 76p a week to £2.40p a week!

lol Aunty!! Wonder if I can get a fireman to come and clean my house!!!

Me too !!!

Mine first!! He'll still have a bit of energy left to do yours!!

Well if he is .......



a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man so striking that a woman could not take her eyes off him

and a fireman as well



And he cleans houses for $20.00


I would be grabbing him and stashing him somewhere until I needed him...

for house cleaning of course!!


Arrived early at work for my meeting. Meeting cancelled, staff member involved ill. Now I have spare time, hmmm what, to do, what to do, decisions, decisions!!!


HI THERE THIS IS ME ON SATURDAY MORNING MY TIME!!!

I AM BACK HERE. YES THAT'S CORRECT RIGHT UP HERE

I CAN NOT USE THE REPLY OR ADD BUTTON THE ONLY WAY I CAN COMMUNICATE IS BY EDITING.

FOR GOODNESS SAKE FIND SWEETPEA AND TAKE THAT ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT AWAY FROM HIM!!!

And I know just the place to stash him Aunty!!!



Only problem is ..............................................................



I have to find one first!!!!

LOL YG. Keep looking