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Anyone know any good "knock-knocks"?
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Brian | Report | 9 May 2004 13:37 |
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Keep 'em clean now, you ladies.... |
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John | Report | 9 May 2004 13:39 |
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Here's an old one: Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor? Doctor Who.....? |
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Sue | Report | 9 May 2004 13:44 |
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Knock knock Who's there? Cowsgo Cowsgo who? Cows go moo not who! Knock knock Who's there? Uncle Uncle who? Knock knock Who's there? Uncle Uncle who? Knock knock Who's there? Uncle Uncle who? Knock knock Who's there? Auntie Auntie who? Auntie glad it's not another Uncle? Sue |
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SheilaSomerset | Report | 9 May 2004 13:46 |
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Knock Knock. Who's there? Felix Felix who? Felix my lolly I'll thump him! (Sorry - Sheila!!) |
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Sue | Report | 9 May 2004 14:59 |
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Knock knock Who's there? Tank Tank who? You're welcome! Knock knock Who's there? Offer Offer who Offer got my key. Let me in! Knock knock Who's there? Sam & Janet Sam & Janet who? Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger................. That's all for now! Sue |
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Derek | Report | 9 May 2004 15:57 |
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A favourite in Gasgow (many years ago) was"Knock knock" who's there? two wee chaps! |
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Keith | Report | 9 May 2004 22:46 |
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Knock, knock, Who's there? Eamon. Eamon who? Eamon, your bells knackered. |
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PennyDainty | Report | 9 May 2004 23:12 |
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Knock knock Who's there Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne in Spain stays mainly on the plain Knock knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bath I'm dwowning Knock knock who's there? Max Max who? Max no difference just open the door Really sorry I know they're bad!!!! |
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Brian | Report | 10 May 2004 09:08 |
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This was one from younger school days...didn't understand it at the time! Knock knock Who's there? Nicholas Nicholas who? Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees! Brian |
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