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Anyone know any good "knock-knocks"?

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Brian

Brian Report 10 May 2004 09:08

This was one from younger school days...didn't understand it at the time! Knock knock Who's there? Nicholas Nicholas who? Nicholas girls shouldn't climb trees! Brian

PennyDainty

PennyDainty Report 9 May 2004 23:12

Knock knock Who's there Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne in Spain stays mainly on the plain Knock knock Who's there? Dwayne Dwayne who? Dwayne the bath I'm dwowning Knock knock who's there? Max Max who? Max no difference just open the door Really sorry I know they're bad!!!!

Keith

Keith Report 9 May 2004 22:46

Knock, knock, Who's there? Eamon. Eamon who? Eamon, your bells knackered.

Derek

Derek Report 9 May 2004 15:57

A favourite in Gasgow (many years ago) was"Knock knock" who's there? two wee chaps!

Sue

Sue Report 9 May 2004 14:59

Knock knock Who's there? Tank Tank who? You're welcome! Knock knock Who's there? Offer Offer who Offer got my key. Let me in! Knock knock Who's there? Sam & Janet Sam & Janet who? Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger................. That's all for now! Sue

SheilaSomerset

SheilaSomerset Report 9 May 2004 13:46

Knock Knock. Who's there? Felix Felix who? Felix my lolly I'll thump him! (Sorry - Sheila!!)

Sue

Sue Report 9 May 2004 13:44

Knock knock Who's there? Cowsgo Cowsgo who? Cows go moo not who! Knock knock Who's there? Uncle Uncle who? Knock knock Who's there? Uncle Uncle who? Knock knock Who's there? Uncle Uncle who? Knock knock Who's there? Auntie Auntie who? Auntie glad it's not another Uncle? Sue

John

John Report 9 May 2004 13:39

Here's an old one: Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor? Doctor Who.....?

Brian

Brian Report 9 May 2004 13:37

Keep 'em clean now, you ladies....