General Chat

LOL Judy! I like it! Bryan, I'm another one who likes things neat and tidy. I trained my hubby and son from day 1 to CLOSE THE LID! They always do, but I think they are frightened of me, I'm a bossy mare LOL

A toilet seat should always be put down before flushing, that way the contents don't get splashed back onto the floor, and no reason why men can't sit, then maybe they wouldn't miss!! LOL

but lindy,thats why i said...us men put wash basins next to toilets,so you ladies could wash your hands lol bryan.

A Poem For Boys - Author Unknown The grossest thing for me to see is my bathroom floor all full of pee. Why can't they make it in the bowl? Don't they see there is a hole? Out in the woods, they think it's cute to see how far a guy can "shoot." But in the house, it's plain to see there is a bowl in which you pee! (It's usually white & kinda round you hit the water, not the ground.) Why can't they make it in the bowl? Is it a problem with control? If not control, then tell me why they make my bathroom such a sty? Come on guys, get a clue! You know what you have to do. Be a human-not a pig and don't forget to lift the lid. When you're done, make it flush don't always be in such a rush. Then take the lid & push it down (don't make us women feel like clowns) Falling in, it is not fun getting water on your buns. Zip up your pants, & you're all done now wasn't that a lot of fun? Keep this little poem in mind Your woman will find you very kind.

Bryan, I am coping and pasting from Nat's thread;-)))) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bryan, It's the thought of having to touch the toilet seat in order to put it down. I would have to fetch my rubber gloves. Lindy;-)))))

excellent comments so far,three good replies.....margaret from H,its good to see you,thought i had lost you,when i said i look like jim from the royle family,with the smelly string vest,and fat belly lol...now we know your likes in men lol. bryan.

A toilet looks ugly when the seat is up makes the bathroom look untidy, so much tidier when its down, as i would like to see it all the time. Margaret

In my house both men and women have to put the lid as well as the seat down so there is no argument and also a closed toilet looks so much better. Janet

following on from natalies excellent thread about men,and bearing in mind that us fellas are outnumbered on here,i have this question for you!...why do us fellas have to put the toilet seat down,and if we forget,why is there such an outcry? its not the end of the world!but if we leave the seat up,it might as well be!......bryan.