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Good irish jokes - true story

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sandra rogers

sandra rogers Report 24 Aug 2004 21:45

hiya my auntie asked me if i knew a decorater i said funny enough i have been talking to a friend and she is living with one and she assures me he is first class.I give my auntie the tel no and she books him.A week later my auntie rings me up and says if i did not laugh i would cry i said why she said i thought i would go out and let him get on with it.When she went in the room she said "the paper is upside down" he said "does it matter" my auntie said "well it does as trees dont look right upside down" she told him to pack up and go this was many moons ago but i stillchuckle

Unknown

Unknown Report 24 Aug 2004 21:03

That's a good one Rebecca! I come from Irish descent and can still take a joke, good for your hubby. Mandy :)

Rebecca

Rebecca Report 24 Aug 2004 21:00

My hubby is a true irish man, and as mentioned the Irish have a wonderful wit and sense of humour. He is a Painter & Decorator, one of my managers asked Mattie to quote on decorating the exterior of his house. Mattie went along, Pete (my boss) and Mattie were discussing whether under the eaves needed painting as they had not been done before. Pete asked Mattie what he thought, Mattie who does not like to advise people (for obvious reasons) said ' it dosen't matter to me, you can't see your house from my house'. Pete told me what he had said, a fortunatly understood his sense of humour. Mattie got the job, but can't do it - it keeps raining!!!!