General Chat

Only one hour Baz? L :-)

I think, you all need an hour in a darkened room.lol Just jokin`. xx

We should start a club! Lx

This is a sign of things to come with your son Beverley! Funny how your husband thought to look in the freezer - process of elimination I suppose. Lorrainex

The one evening after work I went shopping when I got home my middle son though I need help to put the shopping away, Brill. The next day at work I got a call from my husband who was going to do some washing, but couldn't find the washing powder, so he called me to find out where it was, "I don't know Bobby put the washing away" my work mates said their men were as bad could never find anything...... about 10 mins later I got another call " found the powder" "where was it" I asked in the freezer was the reply, still in the carrier bag....that is not the best way to get a cool wash!!!!!

Oh Brian, your poor mum! I sprayed mine with furniture polish once which my husband thought was hilarious. Dear me, the more I think the more I realize just how many daft things I've done over the years. Lx

My mother (now deceased) was going out for the evening and sprayed her hair with laquer. Only it was fly killer!

This is getting worrying now - there are more of us about than I thought. The Nation must beware!! Lx

You have reason to worry when you come down early in the morning, start to make an egg and bacon sarnie ,whilst making a cup of tea and put the eggs [two] in the teapot and the tea bags in the frying pan with the bacon.It dosn,t help when the wife says nowt but stands there with a ruddy stupid grin on her face .I blame post senile dementier,but the wife says i,m just a daft old git.Fred.ptfg.

These post-menopausal moments start early. When I was at school we had to knit squares to make blankets for some charitable cause or other. To make the edges neat we were knitting diamond shapes instead of squares. I was explaining this to a girl who had missed the instructions - "when you have increased the stitches to 4" you need to start decreasing" "How long do you do that for?" she asked me "Until you have no stitches left". nell

Manda, that made me laugh! I remember years ago at work (in the days of typewriters) I typed out a long report and I noticed I'd missed a line out so I carefully retyped it, with no mistakes, and felt really pleased with myself. I ripped up the incorrect one and was putting it in the bin when I realized I'd torn up the correct copy. I think I have been scatty for years and have only just realized!! Lx

And there's me thinking it was to do with cheese - doh!! Lxxx

can't remember a F*****G thing!!!!!!!!xxxxxxx(:

I give up Lisa, what's a Kraft moment? Lx

yes it's what you call a craft moment.your going to ask me what that means now aren't youxxxx(:

Sprayed the cooker with polish, instead of oven spray, and put salt in coffee, instead of sugar!.. blamed it on being p.s.m.l. (no not that one, my own version of initials, which stands for post-menopausal!.. use it a lot these days!..).

Too right Paul! I obviously take after my mother as I remember her going mad one day as she said I had taken the polish(as if!) and she was holding it in her hand all the time. L.xx

Too bloody right... perhaps not all together though, don't think the average holiday resort could cope with us

We ALL need a holiday!!! Lorrainex

I made hubby a cup of tea and handed him the TEABAG instead of the cup of tea !! ....Babz