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Pets diaries

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lou from leicestershire

lou from leicestershire Report 15 Sep 2004 07:07

:-))

Unknown

Unknown Report 14 Sep 2004 22:37

Maz - don't need to, we have a dog too :)

(eyes)

(eyes) Report 14 Sep 2004 21:55

We are getting a new stair carpet Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Chris Ho :)

Chris Ho :) Report 14 Sep 2004 19:50

Would certainly like to know why my cat claws the new stair carpet, but never touched the old one!..

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy Report 14 Sep 2004 17:25

Execellent lol............definitely sounds like my cats, they always manage to move to the spot where my foot is about to land, when I have just stepped over them to get past aarrggghhhhhhhh .............

(eyes)

(eyes) Report 14 Sep 2004 17:00

I love it, my cats to a tee lol

Lisa

Lisa Report 14 Sep 2004 15:46

like that one paul.would love to go into a cat's mind and to know what their thinkingxxxxx(:

Unknown

Unknown Report 14 Sep 2004 15:44

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary: 8:00am Oh, boy! Dog food! My favourite! 9:30am Oh, boy! A car ride! My favourite! 9:40am Oh, boy! A walk! My favourite! 10:30am Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favourite! 11:30am Oh, boy! Dog food! My favourite! Noon - Oh, boy! The kids! My favourite! 1:00pm Oh, boy! The yard! My favourite! Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary: Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild scolding I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

Unknown

Unknown Report 14 Sep 2004 15:43

wait for it, it's coming...