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wait for it, it's coming...

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary: 8:00am Oh, boy! Dog food! My favourite! 9:30am Oh, boy! A car ride! My favourite! 9:40am Oh, boy! A walk! My favourite! 10:30am Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favourite! 11:30am Oh, boy! Dog food! My favourite! Noon - Oh, boy! The kids! My favourite! 1:00pm Oh, boy! The yard! My favourite! Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary: Day 183 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild scolding I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

like that one paul.would love to go into a cat's mind and to know what their thinkingxxxxx(:

I love it, my cats to a tee lol

Execellent lol............definitely sounds like my cats, they always manage to move to the spot where my foot is about to land, when I have just stepped over them to get past aarrggghhhhhhhh .............

Would certainly like to know why my cat claws the new stair carpet, but never touched the old one!..

We are getting a new stair carpet Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Maz - don't need to, we have a dog too :)

:-))