General Chat

Hi Steedie, I work with someone who is always very windy and is not particular where she does it! The funny thing is she is very appropriately named, she is called Gail!! Maggy

Steedie - sorry to say this, but it has to be said .................... You're completely normal !!!! Anyway, you've heard of that song that Nancy Sinatra used to sing: "This Wind Was Made For Passing". OOOOOOH, that was an awful pun! Alright I'll shut up.

Right....well they just came out and all walked straight past me- one of the guys always chat to just came over to me and said 'alright farty pants' i just laughed and said 'yeah it was a gooden wernt it!! could of died though when it happened- what did everyone do when i left the room, did anyone laugh?' he said no, and that one of em just went over and opened a window!!! now pmsl...if they got no humour t there prob! the window thing made me laugh!!!! tgi friday!

My husband has just come out of a meeting and said " You'll never guess what happened this afternoon. It was worse than one of mine!" Tee hee. He didn't really. Had he been in the meeting he would have laughed. Or joined you! Jacky

lol shall i say 'oh i do apologise earlier- must have been that egg mayo sarnie i had for lunch!!!) lol lol Martin....didnt think of that one!! lol

Should have turned round to one of them and said "tut tut"!!!!! Martin

Good luck!!! Look them in the eye and dare them to say anything. Elfx

lol thats funny!!! they are coming out the meeting in ten minutes!! lol-

Poor you!!! I remember when we had a board meeting once and one of the other girls offered to do the teas. As she was putting the drinks down one of the directors reached for his briefcase near her feet and said, "Excuse me love, I just need to get between your legs." She just glared at him and he went scarlet. The place just erupted with laughter as he tried to change the subject - rapidly. Elfxx

ha ha...yes i will hold my head up very high!!! that was one to be proud of!!! lol

Steedie, All you had was a 'botty burp' so I wouldn't worry, we all get them, well not all, as some would never admit to having any! (but even the queen has 'botty burps!). Hahahahaha! Head held high on Monday and make out it never happened! Kim xx

that has made me laugh, if your going to be embarrassing, you might as well do it with a trumpet!! lol sandra ps i usually blame the dog

steedie don't worry .there probebly old farts anyway.directors usually are so they would be used to itxxxx(:

well they did all turn round and stare at me, thats the thing- they all looked horrified!! i just went bright red- couldnt even apologise!! lol- they still havent come out of the meeting!!! i will hide when they do!!

Im sorry steedie but you have made me chuckle however I sympathise,it happened a friend of mine at school and boy did we laugh!

Steedie Did you look embarassed? Would they have known it was you? I would have tried to pass the attention to someone else so that it wasn't obvious that it was me! Lynne

Jo- lol- i can well believe that with how many times my fella cracks it a day!!! lol- good idea!

If anyone one of them asks you or teases you then challenge them to answer honestly, Have they never farted in their lives? We are supposed to that forty times a day. Jo.

Something to do with the nerves Steedie? Lin

manda- its a song that i love and i am at the moment really missing somebody!!!