General Chat

in front of a meeting room full of directors...there i was taking in the teas and coffees, the room was silent, and there it was.....the most embarrising thing in my life happened...and no-one knew what to say!!! i then had to stand there and lay out all there cups....all im saying is that it smelt awful... aaaarrrrrgggghhhh how could i? ground please open and swallow me whole!!!

i know...but nobody was laughing!!!!! how can i look any of them in the face again!!!

ooh fancy doing a trouser cough in front of all those people (blush) E x

need a cork??

im cringing here- i wouldnt of minded so much if they laughed...its just the fact that they didnt and it was an eggy one!!! lol lol

manda- its a song that i love and i am at the moment really missing somebody!!!

Something to do with the nerves Steedie? Lin

If anyone one of them asks you or teases you then challenge them to answer honestly, Have they never farted in their lives? We are supposed to that forty times a day. Jo.

Jo- lol- i can well believe that with how many times my fella cracks it a day!!! lol- good idea!

Steedie Did you look embarassed? Would they have known it was you? I would have tried to pass the attention to someone else so that it wasn't obvious that it was me! Lynne

Im sorry steedie but you have made me chuckle however I sympathise,it happened a friend of mine at school and boy did we laugh!

well they did all turn round and stare at me, thats the thing- they all looked horrified!! i just went bright red- couldnt even apologise!! lol- they still havent come out of the meeting!!! i will hide when they do!!

steedie don't worry .there probebly old farts anyway.directors usually are so they would be used to itxxxx(:

that has made me laugh, if your going to be embarrassing, you might as well do it with a trumpet!! lol sandra ps i usually blame the dog

Steedie, All you had was a 'botty burp' so I wouldn't worry, we all get them, well not all, as some would never admit to having any! (but even the queen has 'botty burps!). Hahahahaha! Head held high on Monday and make out it never happened! Kim xx

ha ha...yes i will hold my head up very high!!! that was one to be proud of!!! lol

Poor you!!! I remember when we had a board meeting once and one of the other girls offered to do the teas. As she was putting the drinks down one of the directors reached for his briefcase near her feet and said, "Excuse me love, I just need to get between your legs." She just glared at him and he went scarlet. The place just erupted with laughter as he tried to change the subject - rapidly. Elfxx

lol thats funny!!! they are coming out the meeting in ten minutes!! lol-

Good luck!!! Look them in the eye and dare them to say anything. Elfx

Should have turned round to one of them and said "tut tut"!!!!! Martin