General Chat

roflmao because I too work with this man!!! Remember I work in a library. He walks/sits in the library belching (mouth open, full noise) or coughing/sneezing without his hand over his mouth. He also eats like a pig at a trough - although not fat - and has disgustingly foul smelling feet. He suffers from a lot of aches and pains - don't be surprised to walk into the staff room and find him on the floor doing stretches! When he got very hot and sweat was pouring off him, he grabbed the hand towel in the kitchen and mopped his bald head and face. uurrgghh. He has usually got toothpast down his jacket and his trousers are 2 inches up from his shoes. Oh and he always fancies the saturday assistants (17/18 year olds) and even thinks they fancy him _ THEY WOULD RUN A MILE IF THEY KNEW!!! Maz. XX

Tape all his dirty habits and one day play it really loud and when he comes over to see what it is all about you can say it,s you you DIRTY PIG LOL. Love Debs.

The belching has begun.... He's just finished his second of coke and I can hear it starting already. Have also noticed he seems to have a drinking problem, no he's not an alcoholic but he seems to need to swill his drink around his mouth before gulping it louding.. YUCK!

get one of them dictorphonethingys, & tape him, play it back to your boss.... E x

David - apart from the fact that he's married and I have the boyf just the thought of kissing him makes me want to projectile vomit! In fact... maybe that's what I should do... <bec smiles with an evil grin>

Hi Bec At least he's just burping at the moment. I worked with a junior who had a terrible wind problem - used to stink the office out. One day when he came in I got out a can of air freshener and sprayed near him. He scuttled off. I think I am a very subtle person! Lorrainex

AARRGGHHHHH He's just opened his litre bottle of milkshake and the glugging has begun. Have also noticed that he SHOUTS when using the phone!!! And when I was away from my desk he went over to my computer and started reading a personal document I had open! Hurry up and end Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't you start doing the same? When he does something annoying you do the same. He should get the message. Either that or he'll turn it into a game to see who can be the most annoying.

Daniel - Unfortunately I think I just have to put up with it but only for 3 more weeks! He's one of these people who seems to be socially inept and completely unware of how annoying he is.

And the milkshake is finished.... And the burping has begun!

You should set up a webcam so we can all see how annoying he is.

Daniel - I wouldn't want anyone to have to go through this tormenting experience becxx

We are all thinking of you in this troublesome time. Best of Luck. :-)

Poor Bec - I know we all joke about people like this but it can be very hard working alongside them. They can make your days unbearable. Lorrainex

Lorraine - Thank you for your sympathy. I just want to whack him one! He's still belching away!

Whack him good and hard!!! Lorrainex ps Got to go now - will check on here later to see if you are still sane :-)!

Thanks for the suggestions guys. Only 2 more hours to go.... Will I survive? Or more importantly will he?! becx

Hi Bec, Slip some EXLAX in his drink, that`ll keep him out of the office.

Baz - I like it! When he's really wound me up and I have to send a fax for him I deliberately mispell his name. Petty but satisfying

Especially if its some simple like John Smith or something.