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Mummy, mummy jokes
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Winter Drawers Ever Near | Report | 8 Nov 2004 17:55 |
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Anyone out there old enough to remember these jokes. Mummy, mummy daddy's fallen on the fire. Well don't poke him he might last until Friday!! |
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Winter Drawers Ever Near | Report | 8 Nov 2004 17:59 |
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Very witty. Mummy, mummy I hate daddy's guts. Well leave them on the side of your plate!. (just put myself off my dinner). |
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Mags | Report | 8 Nov 2004 17:59 |
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Mummy, mummy I keep going round in circles!' 'Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!' 'Mummy mummy - can I lick the bowl?' 'No - flush it like everybody else!' (now I'm off my dinner too lol) |
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Speedy | Report | 8 Nov 2004 17:59 |
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Or this one... Mummy, mummy why do I keep running round in circles?...shut up or I'll nail the other foot to the ground. Bev |
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Speedy | Report | 8 Nov 2004 18:01 |
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ok Mag's you bet me on that one...how about Mummy, mummy can I play with granddad, no you've already dug him up 3 times this week... |
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Mags | Report | 8 Nov 2004 18:01 |
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'Mummy, mummy, can I play with Granny?' 'No - you've dug her up three times this week already!' |
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Mags | Report | 8 Nov 2004 18:02 |
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And you beat me Bev LOL! |
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Speedy | Report | 8 Nov 2004 18:03 |
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Mags we think too much alike :))) Bev |
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Pat | Report | 8 Nov 2004 18:03 |
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Mags, Might change my name after that one, LOL oh dear, Aileen suddenly I'm not too hungry either. Pat x |
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Winter Drawers Ever Near | Report | 8 Nov 2004 18:04 |
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Or.... Mummy, mummy daddy's been run over by a steamroller. I'm in the bath at the moment. Slip him under the door. |
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Bobtanian | Report | 8 Nov 2004 19:30 |
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Mags, you sure your real name isnt KEV? |
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Researching: |
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Anne | Report | 8 Nov 2004 19:52 |
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mummy mummy daddy's going out, well put some more parafin on him then |
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