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Mummy, mummy jokes

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Anne

Anne Report 8 Nov 2004 19:52

mummy mummy daddy's going out, well put some more parafin on him then

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 8 Nov 2004 19:30

Mags, you sure your real name isnt KEV?

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 8 Nov 2004 18:04

Or.... Mummy, mummy daddy's been run over by a steamroller. I'm in the bath at the moment. Slip him under the door.

Pat

Pat Report 8 Nov 2004 18:03

Mags, Might change my name after that one, LOL oh dear, Aileen suddenly I'm not too hungry either. Pat x

Speedy

Speedy Report 8 Nov 2004 18:03

Mags we think too much alike :))) Bev

Mags

Mags Report 8 Nov 2004 18:02

And you beat me Bev LOL!

Mags

Mags Report 8 Nov 2004 18:01

'Mummy, mummy, can I play with Granny?' 'No - you've dug her up three times this week already!'

Speedy

Speedy Report 8 Nov 2004 18:01

ok Mag's you bet me on that one...how about Mummy, mummy can I play with granddad, no you've already dug him up 3 times this week...

Speedy

Speedy Report 8 Nov 2004 17:59

Or this one... Mummy, mummy why do I keep running round in circles?...shut up or I'll nail the other foot to the ground. Bev

Mags

Mags Report 8 Nov 2004 17:59

Mummy, mummy I keep going round in circles!' 'Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!' 'Mummy mummy - can I lick the bowl?' 'No - flush it like everybody else!' (now I'm off my dinner too lol)

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 8 Nov 2004 17:59

Very witty. Mummy, mummy I hate daddy's guts. Well leave them on the side of your plate!. (just put myself off my dinner).

Winter Drawers Ever Near

Winter Drawers Ever Near Report 8 Nov 2004 17:55

Anyone out there old enough to remember these jokes. Mummy, mummy daddy's fallen on the fire. Well don't poke him he might last until Friday!!