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Andy | Report | 12 Nov 2004 16:31 |
another funny for you... |
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Andy | Report | 12 Nov 2004 16:31 |
FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY LANGUAGE (Or severe distortions thereof) Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Definition of a will: A dead give away. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done. |
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Sue (Sylvia Z ) | Report | 12 Nov 2004 17:25 |
Andy, Laughing so much, almost choked on my Bakewell tart. There's a moral there somewhere!! Sue |
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syljo | Report | 12 Nov 2004 18:20 |
Hi Andy, Really enjoyable, good fun. Any more like that coming up. Thank you, Sylvia xxx |
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* Bridget * | Report | 14 Nov 2004 19:00 |
Thank you for making me laugh so much.Any more? |