General Chat

Thank you for making me laugh so much.Any more?

Hi Andy, Really enjoyable, good fun. Any more like that coming up. Thank you, Sylvia xxx

Andy, Laughing so much, almost choked on my Bakewell tart. There's a moral there somewhere!! Sue

FOR THOSE WHO ENJOY LANGUAGE (Or severe distortions thereof) Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Definition of a will: A dead give away. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

another funny for you...