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Back to the subject in hand! Or not! Slang from the south east these two I think Hampton (wick) and Bishop (rock). Personally I relate more to the second!

Dave Am I allowed to ask why? LOL Brother's was a winkle when he was a boy, and my boys called theirs willy winkie. Same area - I do like the name Jacobs for the other dangly bits! LOL Sue xx

If it was 12" that would make it a foot, would it not?

Thanks Mandy, heard that one some years ago. My husband says to tell you he's "A Midsummer Nights Dream". (Yeah, I say, "Dream" on.....). Glenys :-) Just noticed the time - 11.35 p.m. - so better get to bed soon. Night night, all!

I quietly pointed out to an elderly friend that his zip was down. He just as quietly retorted "best to leave the window open when there's a dead man in the house". When I go to the loo, I usually excuse myself by saying I am going to consult with my ancesters. If there are spiritualists around, or people who know the jargon, I am going for a private sitting. Len

Brilliant Glenys, not heard that before. Now where's me ruler ....... ? Mandy :)

Are we talking about the Works Of Shakespeare here, pray tell me? 3" - Much ado about nothing 6" - The taming of the shrew 9" - As you like it 12" - A midsummer nights dream Glenys.

mandy i will if you will lol

Paul, that's how my son ended up calling his Percy when he was small! I rang hubby at work today to ask what his was called as a lad - and he still claims he can't remember! Will have to ring mil and ask her (NOT). The girls' thread has been removed (I remember now, the person who posted it removed a lot of their threads) - maybe we should start it again. Mandy :))

now were were we lol

My boys called theirs a peeky joe but don't know what they call it now lol Merry Christmas :-))

Don't know about shaking hands with the vicar, sounds too much like bashing the bishop, which is something completely different. Mind, you know what they say about having more than 2 shakes..... Anyway, as a kid it was always referred to as "widgey"

What was the thread called about naming girls' bits? I missed it at the time and would like to have a little giggle! I've searched under 'girls' and 'ladies' but can't find it :(( Anyone help? Mandy :)

When I was young it was nine inches and a wrinkle. Now its nine wrinkles and an inch.

Dawn, that's a bit more like it - the pop up monster! As it has led to your current condition .... :)))

Mr Johnson! Why?? Nice one Steedie! Mags, I can imagine your confusion lol. Can't remember my dad ever referring to his as anything, he would have been far too embarassed. Maybe I'll ask him on Christmas Day!!! Mandy :)

My dad used to refer to it as a 'tassel' - I got very confused and embarrassed as a young child overhearing a conversation about someone's jumper having tassels all along the bottom! LOL Magsxx

I used to call Davids MiniME cos basically he was just one big D*** !! haha xx

LOL June, I wanted to do the same but wasn't sure if I should! I've been reading all the later replies from last night and I'm really 'lol'! Mandy :))

just had to nudge this one to the top