General Chat

i am just going for a top up(drinks ) lol

as this is a ..mans thread lol...can i ask a sensible question? why is it,when we go for a pee,we point it in the correct direction,only to find it shooting 3ft in the wrong direction...bad enough at home,disaster when just visiting! bryan.

Even worse when you get a forked spray and miss the toilet on BOTH sides.

Mine known as the following , JT (John Thomas) Percy, Pink Plunger and wifes best friend :-)

Jim, get yourself a LavNav. I put this on a thread the other night, can't remember what the thread was about though. It's a light thingy you stick under the lid, it shines green when you get near it, then when you lift up the seat it shines a red light down the toilet bowl, so you know where to aim. Although this isn't for willies with a will of their own, this is to save widdling on the carpet when it's pitch dark in the middle of the night. mandy xxx

Id like to know why...........why do men have to pee ONTO something???...a wall! a tree! a toilet SEAT!!!! lol

my hubby says i am going to splash my shoes mind you i am off him this mo i have had a row with him i would not have another man if he had a 10inch d---k and it was studded with diamonds lol

Mandy!!! I want one of those!!!.....where do they sell them?....lol

I think that the ladies learned at a very early age that it was more comfortable to sit down...........Men, on the other hand ,being stubborn tended to PERSY-vere..with the " Old Man". while standing up........vanity.......

Mandy 21st century here. We have a light in the bathroom, with a switch and bulb and everything. and even if that is off enough light comes in from the Lamp outside AND from the extractor fan digital readout.

I think Gerri it's coz men like to mark their territory! Christine

They do say that the way to teach a small boy to aim is to put a target in the toilet bowl. A small piece of polystyrene will do.

Christine ..I wish partner/ grandson and son wouldnt mark my bloody bath mat!...Thats MY teritory....lol I have to wash it.

gerri,thats the point.....we dont do it on purpose. besides,its hard not to hit an oak tree lol. bryan.

Mandy the thread was " Willy Wypes"

Well as I've always said, If a man can't successfully aim for a hole that size , what chance has he............ I'll say no more! Christine

pmsl Jim! Even down in deepest Somerset we have a light in the bathroom - but it's far too bright in the middle of the night (and that rhymed). We have an ensuite so the main bathroom is son's territory - hence any aid to get him aiming straight is most welcome. The red light shining down into the bowl is brilliant. Just put LavNav into google - they are £19.99 + p&p and mine arrived the following day. My mum saw them on one of the daytime house makeover programmes. Mandy xx

oh christine pmsl too true girl i say put an electric current on the floor and lets see em pee on that!!!!! Bev

I've always called it " Peter Pop Onion" June xx

Isn't it marvellous. I put a thread here about the names given to one's masculine dangler, and the girls (who weren't even invited) turn it into an assault on Man's ability to point the thing.