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Allan

Allan Report 11 Aug 2021 21:41

I was talking to a friend yesterday and told him that I once met a girl with twelve breasts

He gave me a very sceptical look and said, 'That sounds very strange,'

I looked him straight in the eye and replied, 'Yes, doesn't it'

:-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 11 Aug 2021 23:13

I'm still pondering.
Maybe my BAL isn't sufficient. :-S

Allan

Allan Report 11 Aug 2021 23:17

Just say the last word aloud and what does it sound like ;-)

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 11 Aug 2021 23:56

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Finally!

Allan

Allan Report 12 Aug 2021 00:02

:-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 12 Aug 2021 00:28

Oh Allan :-D :-D...I think you need a holiday you have too much time on your hands...

nameslessone

nameslessone Report 12 Aug 2021 00:52

Took a while.

Allan

Allan Report 12 Aug 2021 01:17

There was a young man from Hyde
Who fell down a privy, and died.
Then there was his brother,
Who fell down another.
Now they're interred side by side

Caroline

Caroline Report 12 Aug 2021 03:17

Finally snapped hey Allan :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 12 Aug 2021 06:09

Not at all, Caroline, I'm just using the English language with all its subtle nuances ;-)

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 12 Aug 2021 11:25

Have to admit, the first works better with a Northern accent, and the second's better when my brain doesn't put in an Oxford comma! :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 12 Aug 2021 11:41

Two abreast.

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 12 Aug 2021 12:58

Oh,Humbug :-D :-D :-D

Perhaps the RRer hasn't got it yet ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 12 Aug 2021 15:55

I'm guessing they haven't or it would be RR'd for sure :-D

Allan

Allan Report 12 Aug 2021 21:48

What for?

Good old English usage; not one offensive word used. Am I to be held responsible for how another person's mind works?

ZZzzz

ZZzzz Report 12 Aug 2021 22:02

Well you made me chuckle Allan.

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 12 Aug 2021 22:04

You made both OH and I laugh Allan,that was a good one :-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 12 Aug 2021 23:47

Missed it!!

Allan

Allan Report 12 Aug 2021 23:49

They are both still there, Bob. ;-)

Allan

Allan Report 17 Aug 2021 22:31

Little known fact

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was originally going to write a book about an electrician and the science of electricity, which was then in its infancy.

The original character was going to be called Sherlock Ohms

:-D :-D :-D