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Lived over the sea what a good Swimmer Barbara would be ;-) come on any more anywhere must be clean :-D Barbara x

Had that in my autograph album.

Me to from way back just thought would lighten the mood :-)

Fred used to say "Never take food to the seaside because of the sand which is there".

I suppose the 'must be clean' rule cuts out any seaweed jokes. ;-)

Oh I say nothing political .racist. apart from that hmm anything goes .No Trump jokes Donald that is !!!!! ;-)

There must be some good uns out there i am fed up x today :-)

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
So he wasn't fuzzy was he?

Oh Sharron! What happy memories.

Thank You for trying :-) the old once are the best :-D

Moses supposes his toesies are roses,
But Moses supposes erroneously

For the toesies that Moses supposes are roses
Are toesies indeedy, you see

Nice to see you to see you nice :-)

Found this amongst my granny's letters:

AFTER THE BALL

After the ball was over
She took out her glass eye
Put her false teeth in the water
Put up her bottle of dye
Stood her cork leg in the corner
Hung her wig up on the wall
And the rest that was left went to bye-bye
After the ball

:-D :-D Thanks

I can only at this moment remember the 'worthy' ones

the moving finger writes and having writ, moves on.

If at first you don't succeed etc

In your chain of friendship consider me a link.

The rooks are alive
at the tops of the trees
they look llke a hive
of jolly black bees

They all sit together
and loud is their squawking
it must be the weather
thats sets them a talking...



Here lies the graves of 3 poor sinners
who died of eating our school dinners


As I looked up to a tree
a little bird dropped its luck on me
And as I gazed up to the sky
I gave thanks to god that cows can't fly!

A few little dittties from my school autograph book when I left.

Florence in the hebrides :-D

2 little <3 <3
2 little xx
next week later
Mr & Mrs

Florence in the hebrides

:-D :-D

I still have my late Mum's autograph book in which there is a message from my Grandmother who died when my Mum was only 16, in 1937.

If you have a mother, treasure her with care,
For you won't feel the need of her
Till you see her vacant chair!

Sad that Mum, the baby of the family, didn't have her Mum for long. Luckily her 4 older sisters helped fill the gap.

I had an autograph book with many Norwich City footballers sgnatures, I was a fan when I'm my teens), friends from school and some band members but one time I was persuaded by door staff to leave my book after a performance at our Theatre Royal, to be signed by the group and I should collect on the Monday. I can't remember the group but I never saw my autograph book.

I can't think of any funnies right now, sorry.

Lizxx

One that used to be entered a lot in books when I was younger...

22 was a racehorse
11 was 12
22 11 race
11 11 2