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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 29 Jun 2019 09:05

Just been asked by a group of kids outside Co op if I would get them 20 Richmonds.

Stupidly I agreed and got them a packet.

When I handed them over, I couldn’t believe the abuse I got off the cheeky little *******

Told them next time they can get their own ******* sausages!!!!!

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 29 Jun 2019 09:09

That's a cracker, so it is! ;-)

PatinCyprus

PatinCyprus Report 29 Jun 2019 09:35

See how long this time ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Island

Island Report 29 Jun 2019 09:45

:-D :-D
I see what you did there Mr M ;-) but it was funny without the arsterix
Such a shame to have to water down jokes to stop the humourless one deciding what we can and can't see.

Mersey

Mersey Report 29 Jun 2019 10:07

:-D :-D :-D

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 29 Jun 2019 10:13

:-D :-D :-D

LondonBelle

LondonBelle Report 29 Jun 2019 10:18

:-D :-D :-D good way to start a Saturday, Mr M ;-) :-D

JoyLouise

JoyLouise Report 29 Jun 2019 10:20

It certainly is, Belle. <3 :-D

Mr M :-D :-D :-D

Fly

Fly Report 29 Jun 2019 10:21

:-D :-D :-D :-D

RolloTheRed

RolloTheRed Report 29 Jun 2019 11:47

Buying ciggies for OP under 18 is a criminal offence. Bear in mind that not onty the buyer but also the poor shop assistant can also be charged/ fiined up to £ 5000 / sacked. The shop mgr would also be fined and the shop's licence suspended.

Such prosecutions are far from unusual.

:-(

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 29 Jun 2019 12:02

It's a J.O.K.E.

noun
1.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
"she was in a mood to tell jokes"
synonyms: funny story, jest, witticism, quip, pleasantry; More
verb
1.
make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly.
"she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"
synonyms: tell jokes, crack jokes

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Besides which, if you bothered to read it fully - all four lines - sausages were bought.

Island

Island Report 29 Jun 2019 12:16

Has the sun got to Rolos head? :-S

RolloTheRed

RolloTheRed Report 29 Jun 2019 12:35

no
I just live on the ever shrinking planet of the sane and law abiding that's all.
those that fume and are furious rarely have a sound argument.
have a nice day I am going sailing.

:-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 29 Jun 2019 12:51

Round the world Rollo ? :-D :-D :-D :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 29 Jun 2019 12:56

'The wrong way'! :-)

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 29 Jun 2019 13:11

ummm....."those that fume and are furious rarely have a sound argument."

....I repeat - it's a joke.

From mansplaining to wailing, then sailing in the prevailing travailing wind :-D

PatinCyprus

PatinCyprus Report 29 Jun 2019 13:15

What cigarettes Rollo, all that's mentioned is sausages :-S :-S :-S :-S :-S

Sharron

Sharron Report 29 Jun 2019 13:30

Look, you can't always get the gist of a thread when you have a bit of a job with the big words.

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 29 Jun 2019 13:33

:-D :-D :-D :-D

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 29 Jun 2019 13:37

Must have googled it wrong ;-)