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oo er well done YG if that was maths you can do mine lol
yes dau wedding not mine lol mind he washes up cooks and clears dishes away lol

well its bath time then text frog time catch you all soon

Sorry Maz!! It wasn't maths!

Enjoy your bath and your conversation with ze frog!!

NIght Maz sorry I missed you.

Fascinators !!! Hobbycraft have a wonderful selection of items to make them and also a booklet showing you how. Best I rush down there and buy the stuff LOL

The rain is awful here so Arsenal Arkroyal is floating beautifully. All aboard who's coming aboard LOL. Stocked up with provisions etc so ready to rumble.

Titanic it is not ,this is built to last YG !!!!

Ahhh, but have you considered the rumblings and earth moving carrying ons of Bessie and Kenny as they are getting broody and ready to increase the family unit!!

I hope the buoyancy is top rate!!!

That's what they said about the Titanic.

However, the boakins are mini buoyancy devices. If we take enough of them we should have sufficient to keep us afloat.

Actually I don't like the idea of cold wintry weather. Thought about the Mediterranean but there seems to be a lot of unrest just south of there. We could virtualize the A Ark Royal and you could all come and visit Kangaroo Island in Aus. However if you come that far you might as well do the whole touristy bit and I don't have time to play mother right now. How about Madagascar!!!

Ooooooo heck not more mouths to feed Maz where's the mole stew and pink custard LOL.

I am prepared for leakes in boards with boakins standing ready to do their duty,they look so sweet in their little sailor suits and hats

Thank you so much DET!! Just what I've always wanted lol!!
I do already have Eng Lang O level so pehaps I should have scored 40!!

The brain cells are dying rather rapidly nowadays though and need every bit of help they can get!

I was watching Terry Pratchett last night delivering the 34th Jonathon Dimbleby lecture and he was talking about his Alzheimers and how it started. It sounded too startlingly familiar for my liking, particularly as I have developed the habit of typing the last two letters of my name back to front every time I sign off an e-mail at work!! I'm beginning to think there is no hope!

Evening Aunty. Not Madagascar how about Tasmania we could collect a little devil to join the CPcrew

We'll need more than boakins to fill the gaps when they have copulated!!

Oh YG don't worry it's only old age LOL

My word YG thats a posh word for it !!!! Showing off your O level ???

he-he!! Well, I could hardly say b***ing could I!! I'd get banned!!

LOL I guess not ! or any other euphamism either LOL. See you are not the only one that can use big words Coz I am heducated ain't I ???? PMsl

Good grief LG!! Where did that come from??

Aunty will be on soon with a detailed definition!!

It must have been that dictonary I swallowed LOL. THats what my old Dad used to say when I came out with big words. Description in Oxford English version is too long to type out so I put it back on the shelf LOL

Here you go then!!

"The act or an example of substituting a mild, indirect, or vague term for one considered harsh, blunt, or offensive"

Hey that's cheating that's the abridged version LOL.'

Another big word!! Me thinks you've swallowed Encyclopedia Brit

It's an explanation, isn't it!!

can't have swallowed those there are too many volumes and I am on a diet LOL.

Meaning Censored or shortened version says OH