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Another Joke for The Beastly Male...;)))))))

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Lindy

Lindy Report 4 Sep 2007 21:27

Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed
and falling to sleep.

All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a cowl
standing in front of his bed.

"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?......and who are you?" he asked.

"This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and
you are in heaven."

"WHAT!?? Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die.....I'm too
young." said Harry. "If I'm dead, I want you to send me back
immediately."

"It's not that easy", said St.Peter, "you can only return as a dog
or a hen. You can choose on your own..."

Harry thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog
is too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running around with a rooster can't be that bad.

"I want to return as a hen." Harry replied.

And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really
nicely feathered. But man, now "he" felt like the rear end was gonna blow........then along came the rooster.

"Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm." he said. "How does it
feel?"

"Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my rear end is blowing
up." "Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on.

Have you never laid an egg before??"

"No, how do I do that?" Harry asked.

"Cluck twice, and then you push all you can."

Harry clucked twice, and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'Plop' and an egg was on the ground.

"Wow" Harry said "that felt really good!" So he clucked again and
squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet another egg on the ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout:

"Harry, for Gods sake wake up, you're sh ! tting all over the bed!"

;))))))))))))))

Nite ..nite.. I am gone....!!!!!!!!!!!

;))))))))))))