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and are things actually said in court,word for word,taken down and now published by court reporters-who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges took place.....

Q:What is your date of birth?
A:July 15th.
Q:What year?
A:Every year.
Q:How old is your son,the one living with you?
A:Thirty-eight or thirty-five,I can`t remember which.
Q:How long has he lived with you?
A:Forty-five years
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Q:What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A:He said,"Where am I Cathy?"
Q:And why did that upset you?
A:My name is Susan.
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Q:How was your first marraige terminated?
A:By death.
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Q:Is your appearance here this morning pusuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A:No,this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q:Doctor,before you performed the autopsy,did you check for a pulse?
A:No.
Q:Did you check for blood pressure?
A:No.
Q:Did you check for breathing?
A:No.
Q:So,then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A:No.
Q:How can you be so sure,Doctor?
A:Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q:But could the patient have still been alive,nevertheless?
A:Yes,it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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