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SEX EDUCATION Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like most boys his age, he was rather curious, he had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the  older boys, and he wonderd what it was and how it was done. So, he took the question to his mum, who became a litle flustered. Instead of  explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his sister and her boyfriend. THIS HE DID The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he startd hugging and kissing her. I figured sis must be getting sick, cos her face started to look funny. He must have thought so too cos he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor cos he had trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too cos pretty soon both of them stared panting and getting out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started, I knew it was a fever, cos sis told him she felt hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick ~A BIG EEL!!!! had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 8' long,  honest, anyway he grabbed it in one handto keep it from getting away. When sis saw it, she got real scared~her eyes got big~her mouth fell open~and she started calling out to God, and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she'd ever seen~ maybe i should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house!!! Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel  by biting it's head off.... all of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight, while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up one hell of a fight.................... Sis started groaning and sqealing and her botfriend almostupset the couch....... I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them.......... After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up and sure enough, they'd killed the eel, I knew that cos it it just hung there,  limp... and some of it's insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again.......  and ...... crikey  THE EEL wasn't dead!!!!!!!!!!  It jumped straight up and started to fight again........ I guess eels are like cats, and they have nine lives or something....... This time, sis tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a half hour struggle, they finally killed the eel....... I knew it was dead, cos i saw sis's boyfriend peel it's skin off and flush it down the toilet. I waited quietly for mum to come round from her faint, cos i'm still not sure what courting is............................................................ Jean xx