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Santa's cleaning lady" (part one.) Hi Kids, just got back from cleaning santa's house. Mrs claus is too busy right now making all the mince pies and Yule logs ready to send to the supermarkets for Mummy to buy. I cleaned Santa's office this morning. santa wa busy checking in his big book for all the names of the good boys and girls. He looks well and has a nice new red suit for Xmas Eve. He has been a bit worried about Rudolph because he had a sore throat, but Mrs Claus gave him some hot lemon and honey to drink and wrapped a warm woollen scarf around his neck so he will be much better soon and ready for xmas. I cant tell you too many secrets as santa wouldn't like that, but tomorrow i am going to the Elves party. (They have been working so hard at making and painting toys.) So I will buy a pretty party frock to wear. Maybe I will tell you all about it tomorrow. Bye from Santa's cleaning lady. santa's cleaning lady " (part 2) the Elves Party Hello again children I have just got back fom the party Santa gave for his Elves. It was lovely!. It was held in the workshops. There was a huge Xmas tree decorated with coloured lights and baubles of every colour. We had to sit down at a very long table that was covered with a pretty tablecloth decorated with pictures of Snowmen, and all the Snowmen had the names of the Elves printed on their hats , so that each Elf knew where to sit. Santa Claus sat at the head of the table, and Mrs Claus sat alongside of him. I sat next to the boss of all the Elves . there was plenty to eat, lots of lovely cakes, and on the table were jugs of lemonade. When they became empty , the boss of all the Elves (who had magical powers) just tapped the side of the jugs with his finger said "merry Christmas!" And they filled up again. We played "pass the parcel" and "Musical chairs". Afterwards Santa played the piano and we all sang Xmas Carols. When it was time to for me to go home the boss of all the Elves told me what they had made for Santa's present. I will tell you what it is tomorow but you must keep it a secret.!!! Bye be good Children. Love from santa's Cleaning lady. xx SANTA 'S CLEANING LADY " PART 3 (GIFT FOR SANTA) Hello again children, especially Olivia, I have just got back from the party Santa gave for the Elves. It was held in the Toy Factory and was lovely! There was a huge xmas tree decorated with coloured lights and baubles of every colour. we had to sit down at a very long table that was covered with a pretty tablecloth which had pictures of Snowmen on. Each Snowman wore a hat on which was printed a name of an Elf, so each Elf knew where to sit. Santa sat at the head of the table and Mrs Claus sat alongside of him, I sat next to the boss of all the Elves. There was plenty to eat, lots of nice cakes and on the table were jugs of lemonade. When the jugs became empty the boss of the elves (who had magical powers) just tapped the side of the jugs with his finger said "Merry Xmas"! and they filled up again. We played "pass the parcel" and "musical Chairs". Then santa played the piano and we all sang Xmas carols. When it was time for me to go home the boss of all the elves told me what they had made for santa's present. I will tell you what it is tomorrow but you must keep it a secret! Bye be good. Love from Santa's Cleaning lady xx "santa's cleaning lady " part 4 (Sad little elf) Hi again to all of Santa's friends. I am late coming home today, it's getting to be very busy at santa's Place now. I cleaned the elves bedrooms today, so many duvet covers to wash! Luckily Mrs Claus has a very big tumble drier. While Mrs Claus was ironing all the bed sheets a lovely lady called Kathleen made soup for us all. I was enjoying mine when the Elf next to me started to cry, the tears rolled down his face and plopped right into his soup. "whatever is the matter" I asked In between sobs he told me he was a lep're'chaun from Ireland and was missing the friends he had left behind. So I gave him a hug and wiped his face. Kathleen said she would fetch Santa to cheer the little lep're'chaun up. Santa was in the workshop checking the names on the toy list, he was up to he letter "J" when Kathleen found him. He listened to what she had to say then closed the book of names but first he sprinkled stardust over the name JESSICA so he would't lose the page. He went with Kathleen to see the sad little lep're'chaun. He was still crying when Santa found him, and the sleeves of his jacket were very wet because he kept trying to wipe his tears away. Santa looked at the sad face and said. "now then little fella stop this crying ", You have a very important job to do. " " I want you to sit in front of the Sleigh on Christmas Eve and hold Rudolph's reigns while I steer around the stars." " When we have finished delivering the presents i will take you back home to all your friends." Well everybody cheered , and the little lep're'chaun smiled and said "oh thank you!, thank you.! Kathleen said she would make him a shirt to wear on Christmas night in a lovely shade of green to remind him of the fields back home in Ireland. So every one is very happy again. OH I nearly forgot I have a message for Brittany . Santa says have a good trip to Virginia, enjoy your visit with your Dad and Jesse Lee. Dont worry if you are not sure if you believe in santa or not, because he believes in YOU!!!. Bye, love once more from Santa's cleaning lady xxx santa's Cleaning lady (part 5) A dolls house for laura. Hello! santa's cleaning lady here again. I have just finished putting some ice on one of the Elves little finger. He caught it with his hammer when he was putting the roof on one of the dolls houses. It's a bit sore and swollen but the ice will take the pain away and the swelling will soon go down. He is having a nice mug of drinking chocolate with me, and telling me all about the dolls house he is making for a special litle girl named Laura. She will be celebrating her Tenth birthday on Christmas day. So that Laura will know her dolls house is the special one chosen for her by Santa, the elf has been told to hide a ten pence piece inside the dolls house. The Elves ran out of red paint today, but it was ok because a message was sent to the robins to collect some red berries from the forest. they brought back hundreds! They are all in big baskets in the kitchen. that's my job for today I have to crush them , and pour all the juice into buckets. The Elves will then take them away and make some more red paint. I had to bring my dog Trigger with me today, his master Ray, is poorly with a tummy-ache. he went to a party last night and ate too many mince pies. Trigger is out in the fields playing with Rudolph, Dasher, and Prancer. He will be having fun chasing them around in the snow. Have to go and help to sew some buttons on the Elve's Pyjamas (They are all having new sets for Christmas) Bye for now. Love from Santa's cleaning lady. Ps JOE, Santa knows you are being a good boy and these are for you XXXXXXXXXX

she brilliant ive just printed it off again for my grandchildren as they cant find the ones i printed before lol susie