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Auntie Peanut

Auntie Peanut Report 16 Mar 2004 18:22

This advertisement caught my eye this evening in our local paper:- Decorative assortment of Bells for sale. Some collectable, from £1.50 each. Ring for details Norah (ding-a-ling - ding-a-ling)

Lynn

Lynn Report 16 Mar 2004 23:48

Norah.................You rang OR Pull the other one...its got bells on Lynn

Auntie Peanut

Auntie Peanut Report 17 Mar 2004 11:35

Like it Lynn, you've got me LOL!!! Spotted another one that someone had sent in to our daily paper:- Broken, discoloured, ugly, floral three-seater sofa, terrible condition, free throw. Must collect under cover of darkness - £5. Norah - still lol.

Keith

Keith Report 18 Mar 2004 22:36

From the personal column of the LAKELAND ECHO some time ago. "Vivacious 42-year-old divorcee seeks male companion with similar personality for evenings out. Must have own teeth"

Auntie Peanut

Auntie Peanut Report 18 Mar 2004 23:06

Hi Keith Why do you think that would be? Do you think maybe she was afraid he might want to borrow hers?!!! lol Norah