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Who Makes the Best Assassins?
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Robert | Report | 19 Mar 2004 15:48 |
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists... two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the instruction to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them. |
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Janet | Report | 19 Mar 2004 16:03 |
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No - not evil, Robert - they just don't give up at the first hurdle! |
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badger | Report | 19 Mar 2004 16:33 |
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I would have thought a gay would have made a better one, assassin that is Denis.tfn Newcastle. |
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Trish | Report | 19 Mar 2004 18:41 |
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I really don't understand why men think women are dangerous! And if any man wants to argue with me - be careful or I'll find out where you live!!! |
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badger | Report | 19 Mar 2004 19:42 |
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don,t you dare my head is still sore from the last time i upset the missus,those cast iron pans hurt you know.denis |
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Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256 | Report | 19 Mar 2004 20:54 |
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ooooo I know a good few girlies like that - VERY scary ladies that you would NOT mess with!!! One of them comes on GC actually, so make sure you are always polite - you never know ..... roflmao !!!! Maz (who knows who to be nice to!!) XX |
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Lindy | Report | 19 Mar 2004 21:37 |
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Robert, The ones that hate the most and are cold blooded enough to do the dirty deed; Lindy |
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