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Sue in Sx

Sue in Sx Report 26 Mar 2004 15:34

Thanks Brian - thats the best laugh i've had all week! Sue

BrianW

BrianW Report 26 Mar 2004 15:10

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Researching:
Sherwood (Kent); Jesson (London); Worboys (Herts)

Margaret

Margaret Report 26 Mar 2004 14:23

nice one , any more like that please

Tallulah

Tallulah Report 26 Mar 2004 14:22

Natalie, it hasn't caused offence to me, in fact it made me smile also, but then again it has only been females to have replied to this thread... maybe the male of the species sees it differently!(just joking guys) Tricia

Sheila

Sheila Report 26 Mar 2004 12:36

Brilliant, made me smile too.

Sandi

Sandi Report 26 Mar 2004 11:47

It made me smile

Melba64

Melba64 Report 26 Mar 2004 11:45

I've seen this before and had a good laugh. Mel

Natalie

Natalie Report 26 Mar 2004 11:41

Hope this doesn't offend anyone it isn't meant to, just thought I would try and put a smile on some faces, after go all it is Friday Hope everyone has a good weekend Natalie

Natalie

Natalie Report 26 Mar 2004 11:39

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...." MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever b*tches. Don't mess with them