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Hi all, I'm sure my sister won't mind me sharing this with you. When she was expecting her first baby, she and her partner decided to stay at his mothers house one night. They went to bed and the next thing she knows is that she has sleptwalked downstairs and sat on the dropdown oven door and started weeing all over it.!!!! She has never walked in her sleep before and she was horrified.Luckily she managed to clean it up without anyone finding out!!!

While doing my nurses training I had to move about quite a bit.One day I was at the bus station and my bus came.This man helped me on with one of the big cases I had.Unfortunately he accidently bashed it against the side of the bus and it burst open.Underwear and other things were spread down the steps of the bus and on the path.I picked up what I could and sat on a seat,mortified, and quite a few people came up to me and said"is this yours?" and handed me a bra,knickers etc.I got rid of the case! Wendy

living in Wales in the fifties we had an outside toilet with no light. One winters night my dad went to pay a visit. next thing we know he came bursting through the door with his trousers around his ankles and our ginger cat fastened by its claws to his backside. he hadn't seen the cat asleep on the toilet seat. when he sat down, he had sat on the cats head and the cat had sprung. The more my dad screamed "get the bugger off me" the more us kids fell about laughing. he was hopping around threatning to do us all in, it was hilarious, my mother finally managed to pull the cat off. us kids made ourselves scarce.

I have had a few this is one of them:- Back in the 70's my young son was watching one Sunday Lunch Time news and it was on about the Yorkshire Ripper. He asked me what a prostitute was and I said It's a lady that walks in the roads late at night and it's not very nice.. I told him to go on in the T.V. room as I was cooking dinner and was very busy.. At the end of that term Hubby and I had to go and see his teacher about his years work in the infants school, when we arrived his teacher said that all the staff had had a good laugh at my job... he had put in his essay about his family =that his Mummy worked evenings answering the telephone in a Funeral Home and when his Daddy couldn't pick her up she walked up the road and was a prostitute.!!!!!!!!

Most emabarassing thing that I can think of the moment. Is 18 years ago on my 1st driving test I came up to a set of traffic lights I pulled up behind the cars as the lights were red. They turned green then red and back to green again but nobody was moving. Finaly the examiner told me to pull out of the side of the road as I had only been sat behind parked cars with nobody in them. Well obliously I failed I felt a right nana. Passed the 2nd time though. Debbie

Being really naive at the age of 14/15 and wanting a Saturday job I was flicking thro' the local paper and came across an advert ........wait for it...... "Childminder has vacancies" So I picked up the ph and duly dialled the number underneath and asked what vacancies they had ....... (I said I was naive) only to be told she had a placement available for a three year old

Right i shall share one of my most humilating storys lol I was 18 ( 22 now) when i decided id go out with my mates after work to the pub, anyway feeling brave i decided id drink a whole bottle of southern comfort ( Thinking at the time "This wont have no effect on me") Anyway at kicking out time i stumbled out of the pub and when the air hit me it was game over. So im told by my mates as i dnt remember any of this. I got on the bus fell over in the aisle and was lying spawled on the floor id knocked two people out of there seats who where trying to get me off them. The bus driver had to take a detour to drop me outside my house when my dad came out scraped me off the pavement. I woke up the next day only to be told that id got throught the front door turned my music up to full blast was dancing round the living room one minute the next in the bathroom, bent over the bath fast asleep!! NOT SURE HOW I MANAGED THAT???? My dad wasnt too impressed and ive never touched southern comfort since lol I sure did pay for

When I was in my early 20s (back in the 60s) I was invited by a girl I really fancied to her posh parent's house where they were having a party. I thought I was doing OK untill, desperately needing a pee, and being in the garden, I decided to water some rose bushes. Half way through I realised that her Mother and Father were sitting on a bench in the dark a few feet away. Of course I tried to stop but only ended up with an embarrasing wet stain down my front. Needless to say that was the end of that.

Had been out one nite when I was about 17 had way to much to drink! Went to bed to be woke up nxt morning to hear RACHEL LOUISE SIMPSON! Knew I was in trouble but hadnt the foggiest what for! Went to get up realising I had no clothes on what soever. Have no recollection of doing so but id filled the kitchen with pieces of bush and tree....lots and barricaded my dads car in with loads of roadworks! My dad started taking them back to where they came from when he came back in the house carrying my clothes id been wearing the night before! Oh the shame! When my dad informed me that the 92 yr old man over the road had seen me staggering down the street with no clothes on! Id apparently lost a bet! I have no memory of this...Probably for the best!

Keep them coming,I love a good laugh and when I can think of something funny to say as I am boring then I will add it!

*cringe* !!

When I was a teenager & living at home, I got up one lunchtime (well I was a teenager) after a late night and went out onto the landing. Half awake, I JUST stopped my self peeing into the laundry basket. Relieved (well, not actually if you see what I mean) I started laughing, only to realise I had thrown my dirty sox down the loo a few moments before :~) Rick.

Lets have a giggle,people take life too serious sometimes so if you have a funny story to share,lets hear it!