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Sorry lads......

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Men! Think! Nope I have never heard of that one before.

"Will you marry me?" Really means ... "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter." "Go ask your mother." Really means ... "I am incapable of making a decision." "You know how bad my memory is." Really means ... "I remember the word to every 'WHO' song, the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the registration Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses." Really means ... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe." "Football is a man's game." Really means ... "Women are generally too smart to play it." "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." Really means ... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt." "I do help around the house." Really means ... "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket." "Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means ... "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon." "I can't find it." Really means ... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

Darren mate!! what you giving 'em ammo for???

***start*** When does the footie start ? Where's my dinner ? Fancy a sh*g ? ***goto start ***

All right you Impatient lot! I am at work ya know :-(

Sorry john.. it was a moment of madness bought on by lack of achohol due to working on soddin Saturday night..

"I don't need to read the instructions." Really means ... "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help." "What did I do this time?" Really means ... "What did you catch me at?" "I'm going to stop off for a quick one with the guys." Really means ... "I am planning on drinking myself into a vegetative stupor with my chest pounding, mouth breathing, pre-evolutionary companions." "I heard you." Really means ... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

Christine :-)

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Darren we've been sussed !

"I did the housework while you were out" (I paid the kids to do it!) Memo to men: Your money buys their help, not their silence!! Rebecca :-)

Isn't that a contradiction in itself??!! Sorry that was a bit OT. "Leave the washing up" Really means: If I leave it too she'll end up doing it "I'll only have a quick pint" Really means: I'll be there till chucking out time "I'm just popping next door" Really means: They have Sky Sports, so I'll me watching the match "Don't we have a special day coming up??" Really means: Help I've forgotten when it's your birthday, our anniversary etc "Why don't you treat yourself to something nice" Really means: I'd rather give you money for your birthday as I can't be fagged looking round all the shops "Why don't we ask your mother over" Really means: I'm playing golf that day Lynda

Men, Newton, Einstien, Pastuer,Leonardo,Dickens.Beethoven.... Women, "does my bum look big in this?" Bob

Women: Queen Boudicca, Emily Pankhurst, Joan of Arc, Florence Nightingale, Margaret Thatcher(!!) Men: 'Mine's a pint'

if vibrators could mow the lawn we wouldnt need men at all :0) sorry just thought i'd put my pennies worth in lol tina xxx

sorry max lol couldnt resist :0)))))