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Jokes for the girls Mark 2

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Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256

Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256 Report 10 May 2004 12:29

Someone just sent me this heh heh heh!!! Maz. XX

lou from leicestershire

lou from leicestershire Report 10 May 2004 12:31

sent u wat ?

Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256

Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256 Report 10 May 2004 12:31

Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough. Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like ......... Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like ......... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like ........ Popcorn ........ They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like ......... Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256

Maz (the Royal One) in the East End 9256 Report 10 May 2004 12:32

Lou, steady .....

lou from leicestershire

lou from leicestershire Report 10 May 2004 12:34

maz iv laughed so much hubby has come to see wats wrong with me....lol

Yvette

Yvette Report 10 May 2004 12:42

Maz Thats priceless........lol I am now going to send it to all the girls in my address book! Thanks for the giggle Yvette

Sandra

Sandra Report 10 May 2004 13:19

excellent, so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wonder what the lads will come back with!!!! sandra