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100 YEARS OLD (THIS IS NAUGHTY)

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Lindy

Lindy Report 16 Jun 2004 22:01

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. ........................ She asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart Attack while we were making love on Sunday morning. ........................ Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. ........................ "Oh, no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. .......................... It was just the right rhythm. Nice and low and even. Nothing too strenuous, "simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." ........................... She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "and if the damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today." ..........................

Unknown

Unknown Report 16 Jun 2004 22:08

Nice one Lindy, roflmao

Clitheroelass

Clitheroelass Report 16 Jun 2004 22:12

lindy brilliant made me cry with laughter tracy roflmao!!!!!!!!

Unknown

Unknown Report 16 Jun 2004 22:14

Brilliant Lindy, I love it! LMAO, Mandy :))

Lindy

Lindy Report 16 Jun 2004 22:16

I cannot take credit, it's my naughty brother in-law.. lol lindy;-)))

Rosalind in Madeira

Rosalind in Madeira Report 16 Jun 2004 22:17

keep them coming Lindy!!

Natalie

Natalie Report 16 Jun 2004 22:49

brilliant lindy Nat

Unknown

Unknown Report 16 Jun 2004 22:51

oh Lindy that gave me a good laugh, cheers!!!

Ernest

Ernest Report 16 Jun 2004 22:54

WE ARE NOT PUTTING THAT ON POETS POT. LOVL Cheers Ernest

Sandra

Sandra Report 17 Jun 2004 07:39

hi lindy there's hope for us all yet lol sandra

Pinkie

Pinkie Report 17 Jun 2004 07:44

lindy what a way to start my day nearly woke the whole house laughing roflmao tina xx

badger

badger Report 17 Jun 2004 08:59

Nice one Lindy thats good for a real laugh ,not just a chuckle ,ive heard one simular but yours is a lot funnier .Fred.

Kate

Kate Report 18 Jun 2004 12:09

Hi Lindy,,, I can hardly see my screen with laughing that was great....just what i needed today...Thank you.. Kate

susie manterfield(high wycombe)

susie manterfield(high wycombe) Report 18 Jun 2004 12:25

hi lindy thats brilliant!!!! just what i needed to brighten my day...a good laugh!! lol susie

Angelic Alaina

Angelic Alaina Report 18 Jun 2004 12:38

Very Funny Have passed it on!! Alaina XXX

Dedrah

Dedrah Report 19 Jun 2004 19:26

Brilliant Lindy I really did LOL