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Not one to tell your mum!
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Derek | Report | 23 Jun 2004 14:34 |
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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this BIG african american guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "Seven foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds right testicle, 3 pounds left testicle, Turner Brown." The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says " I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown. The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! i thought you said "Turn around" |
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susie manterfield(high wycombe) | Report | 23 Jun 2004 14:37 |
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derek thankyou for making me laugh lol i will have to show hubby this one ,hes got a lot of catching up to do lol susie |
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Julia | Report | 23 Jun 2004 14:43 |
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Derek, You naughty boy but it made me and hubby laugh Julia |
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Sandra | Report | 23 Jun 2004 15:43 |
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hi derek i heard this one a while ago, but it still makes me laugh lol sandra |
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Fairy | Report | 23 Jun 2004 15:45 |
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Why not? My son has told me far worse than that! Jo. |
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