General Chat

heard this on my local radio a couple of days ago and it made me giggle...some of the answers from listeners were: - the twinkle in your eye is the sun reflecting off your bifocals - you look in the mirror and see your mother staring back at you - everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work anyone got any more??

Here's a few I found that made me laugh You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn Your best friend is dating someone half their age, and isn't breaking any laws Your back goes out more often than you do You feel like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there Your knees buckle and your belt won't Christine

you know you are getting older when....the nurse bossing you about in the casualty department,is your own daughter! bryan.

...the kid you used to babysit for buys you a drink in a downtown pub (in fact that probably marked the time I stopped going drinking in town on a Saturday night!)

You flirt with the doctors and they think you are mothering them!! and yes it happened to me lol Bev

Your 15 year old daughter is planning your 50th birthday party and you know inside you are really 15 yourself but can't 'quite' do the backbend and cartwheel to prove it! Jacky :-)

Someone asks if you had a good weekend and you say "Great, I sorted all my cupboards out". And you know they are getting older when they say "Gosh, I'd love to have time to do that!" Helen

When you cant stand to watch Top of the Pops anymore, When a joint at the weekend means, Beef, Pork or Lamb Kathleen

Policemen start looking like schoolboys(or girls!!!)

You mistake a teacher at the local school for a 6th former??

you start dancing like your dad when your kids refuse to be seen with you when you cant work your mobile phone without first reading the instructions when people believe that your older sister is your daughter when you look old enough to be in a pub when people talk about the good old days and you cant remember them when you find the milk in the oven

When the two 'men' who come to instal computer equipment at your work don't even look old enough to be shaving!

Mine was!! when I used to be 39 for years and years and my grandson suddenly said "how can you be 39 when my dad is 30" Oh well it did last for years. Now I am 64 I say I am 46 l will until I am 67. then where will I go. No really I do not mind any more.

When you go on about some of today's pop singers and complain what noisy and talentless bunch they are, and how in our day they used to be able to sing, eg: Elvis!!!!!!! Lynda (;-))))))

When you go out, the blokes who use to offer to buy you a drink, now offer you their seat!!